woosan texts @incorrectwoosan

#SAN: stop saying Woosan Gay it’s scaring jongho :( parody account! Joined April 2019

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woosan texts @incorrectwoosan

6 years ago

san: can someone hire a hitman to kill me, please wooyoung: how about i just be a hugman who hugs you

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woosan texts @incorrectwoosan

6 years ago

wooyoung: wow, seonghwa really is that pretty san: don’t be jealous, you’re pretty too wooyoung: im not being jealous, im being gay

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san: i need to get my glasses fixed wooyoung: what’s wrong? san: the screw keeps falling out wooyoung: [all serious] so you're telling me your glasses are screwing around with you? san: san: im going to kill you

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woosan texts @incorrectwoosan

7 years ago

san: don’t come in here with that bullshit wooyoung with that bullshit:

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woosan texts @incorrectwoosan

7 years ago

wooyoung, after fighting with san: [writing in his diary] sometimes your emotional support kpop boy is yourself >:(

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woosan texts @incorrectwoosan

7 years ago

[at the supermarket] hongjoong, panicking: OH MY GOD, we lost wooyoung, where is he? san: relax hyung i got this san: [breathes in] I FEEL CONNECTED wooyoung: [5 aisles away] CONNECTED san: PROTECTED wooyoung: [runs over to san] PROTECTED san: found him

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woosan texts @incorrectwoosan

7 years ago

san: my sexuality doesn’t define me! yunho: hey, how are you? san, looking at wooyoung: gay

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woosan texts @incorrectwoosan

7 years ago

san: guns are loud and ugly and we should throw them all in the ocean wooyoung: don’t give weapons to the fishes, dude, they’ll kill us wooyoung, 5 minutes later: an octopus could carry eight guns

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woosan texts @incorrectwoosan

7 years ago

yeosang: are you feeling okay, san? san, sobbing: wooyoung used to call me san seonghwa: because that’s your fucking name

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woosan texts @incorrectwoosan

7 years ago

mingi: [pats san and wooyoung’s back] well done gays san: didn’t you mean guys? mingi: did i stutter

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woosan texts @incorrectwoosan

7 years ago

san: you’re really bad with boundaries wooyoung: wtf name one boundary i’ve crossed [earlier] wooyoung, picking san’s front door lock with a hair clip: yo can i come in

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woosan texts @incorrectwoosan

7 years ago

wooyoung: got called gay in mcdonalds the other day san: what happened? wooyoung: got called gay in mcdonalds san: yes, but why? wooyoung: i was being gay san: in mcdonalds? wooyoung: yeah it was in mcdonalds

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woosan texts @incorrectwoosan

7 years ago

san: what if you call out for me, i dont respond and when you find me, im standing in the corner of a room? wooyoung: im gonna close the door & leave san: you’re- you would just leave me there? wooyoung: yeah san: why? wooyoung: if you’re possessed we’re not taking you home