incorrect guardian (zhenhun) @incorrectzh

(in)correct quotes + shitposts from the novel/drama Guardian #镇魂 #진혼 - curiouscat.me/zhenhun Joined April 2019

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incorrect guardian (zhenhun) @incorrectzh

4 years ago

Sorry for being so inactive for the past few months guys. I was falsely accused of murder and ive been on the run from the cops :/ its all settled now so no worries x

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Weilan Weeks 2024 @WeilanWeek

6 years ago

Hi! Just an update! Dates will most likely be 21st through 28th of November but entries will be accepted likely through mid December! Fanart/fanfic/fanvid/tweets all welcome! There will be prompts for creative works but also little questions for people who just want to tweet!

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incorrect guardian (zhenhun) @incorrectzh

6 years ago

zhao yunlan: [comes home at 3am] shen wei, turning his chair: where were you? zhao yunlan: with da qing da qing, also turning his chair: wanna try again?

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redacted ✧ @konsolis

6 years ago

shen wei and zhao yunlan

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incorrect guardian (zhenhun) @incorrectzh

6 years ago

what if I... put my Minecraft bed... next to yours .. aha ha, just kidding.. unless..?

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incorrect guardian (zhenhun) @incorrectzh

6 years ago

zhao yunlan: a theif shen wei: thief? zhao yunlan: theif shen wei: I before E, except after C zhao yunlan: thceif shen wei: no

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incorrect guardian (zhenhun) @incorrectzh

6 years ago

shen wei: what time do you go to bed? zhao yunlan: 10:30-ish, sometimes 4

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incorrect guardian (zhenhun) @incorrectzh

6 years ago

zhu hong: who do we know that has handcuffs? zhao yunlan: well, shen wei and I- shen wei: [elbows him] zhao yunlan: -wouldn’t know

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incorrect guardian (zhenhun) @incorrectzh

6 years ago

shen wei: here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is a garbage dump. can you tell which is which? zhao yunlan: [pointing at a picture] that one is the dump shen wei: THEY’RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

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incorrect guardian (zhenhun) @incorrectzh

6 years ago

zhao yunlan: we both look very beautiful tonight shen wei: you know, if you- if you’d just said i look beautiful, i would’ve said “so do you” zhao yunlan: i couldn’t take that chance

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incorrect guardian (zhenhun) @incorrectzh

6 years ago

shen wei: ah, da qing did the dishes zhao yunlan: how do you know I didn’t do them? shen wei: because once when all the knives were dirty you cut a bagel with your keys

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Da Qing 大庆 👑🐱 @daqingbot

6 years ago

Best thing about living with Hei Pao Shi - I can roll all over his robes and you can't even see the fur~ 😹

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incorrect guardian (zhenhun) @incorrectzh

6 years ago

da qing: MCDONALDS!! MCDONALDS!! MCDONALDS!! zhao yunlan: [pulls into the drive thru] da qing: [cheering] zhao yunlan: one black coffee please

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incorrect guardian (zhenhun) @incorrectzh

6 years ago

zhao yunlan: [unbuttoning shirt] god it’s so hot in here shen wei: i know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt????

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incorrect guardian (zhenhun) @incorrectzh

6 years ago

zhao yunlan: me and shen wei aren’t dating da qing: uh huh yeah ok. what do bees make? zhao yunlan: honey? shen wei, from the kitchen: yes dear?

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incorrect guardian (zhenhun) @incorrectzh

6 years ago

shen wei, getting home: hello, people who do not live here da qing: hi zhao yunlan: hey shen wei: i gave you the keys for emergencies zhao yunlan: we were out of doritos