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Incorrect Zodiac Quotes @incorrectzodia2

6 years ago

#Gemini: If we named my daughter mayonnaise and shortened it to May, then nobody would know it was a nickname because May isn’t usually short for something. Wouldn’t that be hilarious? #Aquarius: We aren’t doing that. #Gemini: Awww....

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6 years ago

*texting* #Scorpio: Have you ever wondered how to make an idiot nervous? #Gemini: How? *no answer* Gemini: Hello? You still there? *no answer* Gemini: Where’d you go???

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7 years ago

Sagittarius: What do you call it when you kill your friend? Homiecide. Aquarius: Murder. Scorpio: HOMIECIDE.

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7 years ago

Leo: What’s your style? Pisces: You see me everyday, you know my style. Leo: Dirty sweatpants is not a style.

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7 years ago

Cancer: Am I reading that right? The coffee is only $1.50?? Scorpio: Well it’s not Starbucks

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7 years ago

Leo: What if they added a new notification for Instagram that told the person when someone is stalking their account? Libra: Oh no

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7 years ago

Sagittarius: Someone help! He’s losing a lot of blood! Aquarius: He probably needs a blood transfusion!! Sagittarius: What’s his blood type?????? #Aquarius: B positive! #Sagittarius: I’m trying to, but it’s hard to be positive when he’s bleeding this much!!!

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7 years ago

#Libra: What’s the scar from on your face? #Scorpio: Oh I got that from a fight a couple years ago. What about the one on your arm? Libra: Oh I uh... spilled my tea and it burned me...

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7 years ago

#Pisces: Want to see my Iron Man suit? #Sagittarius: No way, you have an Iron Man suit?? #Aquarius: That’s what he calls his car...

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7 years ago

Capricorn: I #GottaGetToFixing up a creative post for my followers Capricorn: #Capricorn: I'll do it later

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7 years ago

Virgo: I hate my stereotype of being a perfectionist, it is so false. Leo (with a smirk): *takes a book off of the bookshelf and folds one of the pages* Virgo: HISSSSS

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7 years ago

Aries: #OnlyAFriendIsAllowed to have some of my food. Aquarius: No they’re not. Aries: You right.

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7 years ago

Aries: I need to pee!! Virgo: What do you want me to do about it?

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7 years ago

Scorpio: Can you teach me how to solve a Rubix Cube? Libra: Sure! So you do this... *solves within seconds* Libra: There! Now you try! Scorpio: Uhhh....