Comedy Bart™ @itComedyPosts
I have a date tonight, with my bed. We're totally gonna sleep together. Joined July 2011-
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If you don't text me, I understand. If you act like you don't care, I understand. But if I stop loving you, it's your turn to understand.
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A boyfriend should always do the things it took him to get his girl. Even after she's his.
Love doesn't need to be perfect, it just needs to be true.
Being alone is scary, but not as scary as feeling alone in a relationship.
Never blame anyone ; Good people give happiness. Bad people give experiences. The worst people give a lesson. Best people give memories.
I wish I had the heart to ignore you like you ignore me.
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anybody can start today and make a new ending.
Life is a cycle. Maybe I'm lucky now, but who knows if I'm gonna be unlucky tomorrow. But I believe that God will always give THE BEST!
Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you.
Distance means so little, when someone means so much.
It's better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for what you are not.
If a guy cries over a girl, he must really love her.
When a girl says nothing is wrong, you better work your ass off to find out the problem is.
I'm not perfect, you're not perfect, so don't judge.
Don't bother lying to a girl, they find out everything.
Don't feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them.
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