mar @itsmariannnna
part-time ceramicist, part-time stoner, full-time bitch! everything linked below 🫶🏼 linktr.ee/itsmariannnna toronto (she/her) 🌈 Joined February 2009-
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i’ve been on the mike faist train since 2019 and i am here to lay claim on him… that’s my white boy
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
said “i support women’s rights and wrongs” in front of my chronically offline friends and they were like “omg that’s so funny you should make that joke on stage” like baby… i did not make that up
i’ve been on 5 runs since i tweeted this and it’s already gotten a little easier and i am feeling very proud of myself!!!
i have some questions about my targeted ads
you can’t call taylor swift the new shakespeare until she adds dick jokes to all her songs
something so insane about sending a custom ceramic piece to an influencer (in exchange for them posting about it) and then the influencer ghosts you after they receive the piece you spent several weeks making 🥲
fighting the urge to tell everyone that i saw chappell roan last year at a really small venue… some of us have been here a while…
happy 420 to those who celebrate and specifically also ozzy from survivor
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