Chloe Hale @itsthechew

gorgeous comedian/writer/actor 🌈 ~ contributor @reductress ~ gay in a gay way (they/them) Joined May 2011

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Chloe Hale @itsthechew

5 years ago

This is it. This is the year I finally commit to getting taller!!!!

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Trash Comedy @wertrashcomedy

5 years ago

All new episode of Hot Goss with TRASH featuring bass guitar wizard @Erek_Smith and @lynseybinsey @RealSlimChada @itsthechew @each1teach1 plus more puns than you can handle anchor.fm/hotgosswithtra…

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Theeeeeeee police cannot be reformed. The police cannot be reformed. The police cannot be reformed. The police cannot be reformed. The police cannot be reformed. The police cannot be reformed. The police cannot be reformed. The police cannot be reformed. The police cannot be re

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Trash Comedy @wertrashcomedy

5 years ago

If your #podcast guest is @JayCatch expect wild discussions about basketball and piss. Hot Goss Episode 15: Hot Oven in Paris anchor.fm/hotgosswithtra… ft @each1teach1 @itsthechew @lynseybinsey @RealSlimChada

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Trash Comedy @wertrashcomedy

5 years ago

All new Hot Goss #podcast episode ft fun facts, @tiff_firebaugh and an actual demon. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hot… #apnetwork

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Chloe Hale @itsthechew

5 years ago

No homo...geneity! Haha! Be you 😌

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Chloe Hale @itsthechew

5 years ago

Joe Biden is going to pick Ellen as his running mate

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Chloe Hale @itsthechew

5 years ago

It’s soo. important to find joy in the little things For example, every time I refill my cats water bowl I say aloud “Water for Joanie!,” which is based loosely on “Water for Elephants,” a movie (??) I have never seen starring Matt Damon maybe

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Chloe Hale @itsthechew

5 years ago

Remember when would be having a conversation and would see the lower half of the other person’s face for the ENTIRE CONVERSATION like horny lil freaks???

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Chloe Hale @itsthechew

5 years ago

Today I watched a man take the lid off a sauce jar, SMELL IT, then put it back on the shelf. I was the only other person in the aisle. We made eye contact. And I KNEW that man was a serial killer so then my ass had to pretend I was cool with him sniffin sauce like a fuckin freak

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Chloe Hale @itsthechew

5 years ago

I have a lesbian joke and it’s me.

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Chloe Hale @itsthechew

5 years ago

I can’t believe, after all these years, my ass is still perfect.

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Chloe Hale @itsthechew

5 years ago

My dealer riding up to my apartment:

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Chloe Hale @itsthechew

5 years ago

I sent a friend ONE dumb Twilight TikTok and now my TikTok is flooded with RELENTLESS Twilight content please help me pls

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Chloe Hale @itsthechew

5 years ago

On one hand sure I’m fine but on the other hand I just did a deep dive on Sean Paul’s TikTok

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Chloe Hale @itsthechew

5 years ago

Hey imagine if we took a fraction of the NYPD’s budget and put it towards fixing our public transportation system and then made public transportation free for everyone

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Chloe Hale @itsthechew

5 years ago

Imagine if they stopped killing black people instead

New York Post @nypost

5 years ago

Imagine if they stopped killing black people instead

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each1teach1 @each1teach1

5 years ago

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hot… New episode of #HotGoss with Trash featuring @ucbtny star Caitlin Puckett, and @lynseybinsey @RealSlimChada @itsthechew #funfact #podcast

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Chloe Hale @itsthechew

5 years ago

Interesting that @NYGovCuomo is still calling his legislation ‘reform’. Reform: to put an end to (an evil) by enforcing or introducing a better method or course of action (@MerriamWebster) I’m no scholar, but that definition sure sounds like reform means abolishing the NYPD :)