India Rose @ittymonkey
I’m nobody’s little weasel Joined June 2008-
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My oil painting of Taco Bell
Moments I wish I could’ve recorded so I could make a realistic look back at 2021 video 1. crying in my car in a Starbucks parking lot & accidentally making eye contact with a stranger 2. falling down the stairs at my house 3. crying in a Walmart on the phone with my mom
this might look sad to u but i’m actually doing great. never judge a book by its cover
My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.
One thing about me is I’m gonna miss the exit
time to remember that time 6 years ago when I had to work on Halloween and my co worker said “aww! are you dressed as a nerd?”
Yesterday I was woken up by the sound of one of my roommates falling down the stairs at 7AM. That basically sums up how 2020 is going.
just decided i’m gonna make some toast. not sure what i’m gonna do after, but that’s not important. all i can do is focus on the toast right now
My mom just told me that she was at Panera recently and she put some money in the tip jar and the lady said “ummm...that’s your cup”
The next time someone asks me if I’m dating I’m gonna tell them that the other day a guy came over to talk to me and then promptly left because he had mistaken me for his friend Steve
Man on the phone “so I thought if she can cheat on me after only 6 months this marriage isn’t gonna work. So I quit my job to move to Texas” Me: “....so, um, do you think this Friday at 12:30 would work for your root canal appointment?”
Yesterday I slipped and fell in front of three cute guys. So, while I’ve loved living in New York it looks like I’ll be moving back to Oregon!
i love @ittymonkey in her little british boy phase 😭
grocery store clerk: did u find everything ok today me, who couldn’t find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: yes
Me: Someone I’ve never even met: “So are you FROM India? 😆”
They asked if they could share my review to be helpful to others and I really hope they do
My mom told me she heard a song on the radio she liked but she couldn’t remember who it was but it was “maybe rap” and she thought I’d make fun of her for liking it. It was Post Malone
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