♍︎ @ivkovichdylanh

Wisconsin, USA Joined October 2020

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♍︎ @ivkovichdylanh

5 days ago

I open Pinterest and all of a sudden my Amazon cart has 1000 things in it- why do I like consumerism win 🫠

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༒︎ @offprozac

6 days ago

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♍︎ @ivkovichdylanh

6 days ago

He said he only calls me at work cause that’s the only time he can get me to shut up and listen 😭

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Apolitical @Apolitical3678

4 months ago

Life hack for the Mexicans in LA: Start waving this flag at your riots and all the politicians will support you

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𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror

4 months ago

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♍︎ @ivkovichdylanh

10 months ago

Snapchat be like “hey remember the worst time of your life- take a look”

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♍︎ @ivkovichdylanh

2 years ago

Very special place in h-e-double hockey sticks for people who don’t clean off the top of their car

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♍︎ @ivkovichdylanh

2 years ago

Me closing one eye while logging into my bank app to see what damage I have done and hoping my facial recognition doesn’t work 😩

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Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinklle

2 years ago

🚨🇵🇸 Piers, do you want to ask them if they “condemned Hamas” too? @piersmorgan

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In the age of comparison and competition most people don’t have the capacity to hold space for you genuinely. Most offer a listening ear because they need to hear that they’re not the only ones in the boat…

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♍︎ @ivkovichdylanh

2 years ago

Yesterday I cut off a funeral line and I can’t stop thinking about how this further validates my reasons for not wanting a funeral. I absolutely HATE minor inconveniences, I’d rather die on my way to work than get pulled over or stop to put air in my tires.

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Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinklle

2 years ago

🚨🇮🇱 How do you sleep at night defending this @benshapiro?

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♍︎ @ivkovichdylanh

2 years ago

Fucking EMBARRASSING

President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive

2 years ago

Fucking EMBARRASSING

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♍︎ @ivkovichdylanh

2 years ago

Three years ago when I moved I bought $300 ring doorbell and outside camera, then I lost them lmao guess what I found? -.- hopefully my Apple Watch shows up next 🤞🏼

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♍︎ @ivkovichdylanh

2 years ago

Being a landlord is just a legal way of being a scammer cause what in the entire FUCK 😑

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♍︎ @ivkovichdylanh

2 years ago

“Why can’t you just make money” “like draw it and use it at a store “ “yes” “that’s illegal, you can’t do that” “why not?” “Because if everyone can make their own money then no one will have to work” “that’s good then no one will have a hard day” Convos w/my 7yr old

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♍︎ @ivkovichdylanh

2 years ago

I have to pay for the car. I have to pay for the insurance. I have to pay for the gas. I have to pay for the maintenance. I have to pay to park it on the street. I have to pay to drive it on the street. If I didn’t have kids I would have a bus pass.