Bromancing the Bone @jakeblakewithc1

Entering my daddy phase and loving every minute. Bi, Discreet, masculine, Muscular...all of your wet dreams at once! I say mean shit. Deal with it. Joined November 2021

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Bromancing the Bone @jakeblakewithc1

23 hours ago

Caught this sunset last week. I’m no photographer, but thought it was cool.

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2 days ago

That was easily the WORST workout I've ever had. 26 minutes till failure…just weak and pathetic. upside, it was my first workout post vacation...I did not gain fat on vacation (managed to eat on plan the whole time), and… most importantly… I fucking went and did it.

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4 days ago

Fun watching Liberals celebrate the “working class” by taking the day off while workers mow their grass, wait their tables, bag their groceries and deliver their Amazon packages. Liberals love making the working man work on the working man’s day off.

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5 days ago

Just got back from the drop off. Regardless of what happens above the water…the ocean is quiet and serene. If you’ve never tried it…dive. It settles the mind and soul. This was only 30 feet. Went to 62’ on Tuesday. Also saw my first whale shark. Stunning creature.

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2 weeks ago

And i order Kathleen to suck my dick

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2 weeks ago

And i order Kathleen to suck my dick

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2 weeks ago

I'm 3 margaritas in. lock up your boyfriends, girlfriends, wives and husbands. somebody’s gonna get boned.

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2 weeks ago

Just checking to see what I’m pissed off about today….

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2 weeks ago

Hot tip to the folks pissed off that the California douche bag governor's media people are mock posting Trump. If you stop responding to it, it'll dry up and go away.

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2 weeks ago

I have been feeling very run down lately. just out of gas. I just want to take a nap. Whichever one of you left your voodoo doll of me under the bed, could you let me out to breathe a bit.

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2 weeks ago

Decided I might actually go in to the office this morning. Then I stepped outside and the world had people all over it. I might try again tomorrow if the swelling goes down. ick

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2 weeks ago

I find it funny when Elon Musk rants about birthrates falling. Bitch literally built the thing that makes people of the future irrelevant.

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3 weeks ago

Different folks I know in DC are telling me that members of Zelensky’s entourage are requesting asylum in the US. Apparently they think the guy has the country on a Kamikaze course and his own people want him gone.

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3 weeks ago

so the chick that rage quit filed a complaint with HR that I have "Anger Management Issues". Here's the conversation: Boss: *pisses himself laughing* Say what? HR: She thinks you get angry a lot. Boss: Trust me. You've never seen this man get angry. I have. You'd know.

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3 weeks ago

QUICK TIP: When using AI to write your email...be sure to remove the parts that say "here's your email" Or "if you want me to do..." And take out the fucking emdash -- shit.

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3 weeks ago

I know child birth and stab wounds are painful... But have you plucked a nose hair?? Holy shit!

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3 weeks ago

Generally double the tax and round up. that's about 18%. More if they are super attentive and I don't have to keep asking for things.

Johnny Cadillac @lippyent

3 weeks ago

Generally double the tax and round up. that's about 18%. More if they are super attentive and I don't have to keep asking for things.

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3 weeks ago

I had the AC tech out today for a minor issue, and DAMN that boy was fine. I think my unit may be experiencing some more serious issues soon!

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3 weeks ago

Anybody know any companies that are hiring entry-level or junior marketing people? I know a kid that is struggling. Fresh out of college, avid writer, experienced customer service, but getting no response. If you know a company hiring, shoot me the name in DM?