Jake Elfner @jakeelfner

I'm pretty much down with anything musical. I dig 80s rock, a capella, and classical tunes Joined March 2014

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Jake Elfner @jakeelfner

5 years ago

To anyone who needs to hear it: I love you 💙

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Jake Elfner @jakeelfner

5 years ago

I feel like the reality of 2020 has been group karma for all of the “I’ve got 2020 vision” captions from New Years

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Jake Elfner @jakeelfner

5 years ago

“I’ve done such a good job,” says the fireman as he watches the fire station burn to the ground. “I’ve done such a good job,” says the president as people keep dying while he polishes his crown.

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Jake Elfner @jakeelfner

5 years ago

Who do we answer to?

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Jake Elfner @jakeelfner

5 years ago

Are we evolving or devolving?

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Jake Elfner @jakeelfner

5 years ago

Really wishing that facing the reality of our political system had an “unsubscribe” button.

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Jake Elfner @jakeelfner

5 years ago

*Underfunds schools and education systems to where 50 kids squeeze into a 15x15 ft room* “The only thing that will help this pandemic is shoving sardines into a ca....n I mean re-opening schools.”

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Jake Elfner @jakeelfner

5 years ago

Same. 10 bucks. Any song of your choice.

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Jake Elfner @jakeelfner

5 years ago

How is twitter supposed to work?

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Giving Away 8 Standard Editions of #NBA2K19 on ANY CONSOLE! To Enter, all you have to do is Retweet this Tweet and Follow me on Twitter @mikekorz! Good luck my dudes, winners will be chosen on the 10th!