jake trillenhaal @jakefrommyspace
For legal reasons, all of my tweets and retweets are parody Like 5min away sorry Joined July 2011-
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Going on a date and bringing two offensive linemen with you is hilarious
Going on a date and bringing two offensive linemen with you is hilarious
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.@getnickwright: “There is a 0% chance that Justin Herbert outplays Patrick Mahomes.” @DannyParkins: “0% is ridiculous when your quarterback, Patrick Mahomes, has been great all time, but statistically has not been great the last couple years.” Watch the frenemies debate ⬇️
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He's beginning to believe
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YOU LIKE THAT.
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Justin Herbert after landing Madison Beer
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It is so nice having Keenan Allen back with the Chargers 👊
If you leave Justin Herbert out of your Top 5 QBs you just don't know ball
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Justin Herbert: *throws a perfect ball* Quentin Johnston:
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There are live human beings who think Tua Tagovailoa is better than Justin Herbert
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enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
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Because Zohran is genuine and authentic while Kamala clearly wasn’t.
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