Jacob @jakeidc
I post puns here. Joined October 2013-
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Kids need to be careful using scissors. No running with them, no playing with them. They really need to cut it out.
I had to buy a new razor to get a clean shave. My old razor just didn’t make the cut.
How does a Spanglish father congratulate his son? He exclaims “FeliciDADes”. It’s my Spanglish Dad joke.
Verdugo, Kike, Kenley, and JT all 2023 Red Sox. Bett the Dodgers wished they had them still. #LADodgers #RedSox
Verdugo, Kike, Kenley, and JT all 2023 Red Sox. Bett the Dodgers wished they had them still. #LADodgers #RedSox
Matt has been Rhuled out
I guess you could say This Sumner’s Gonna Hurt Like a MotherF***** if you’re Adam Levine
I think I’ll move to Italy at this rate. I really enjoy trying all their different types of food, the pasta-bilities are endless.
I actually think about this a lot. Please let me know
I actually think about this a lot. Please let me know
I should make a group of everyone who has my name. Call it the J-club
I tried to make a bad sketch of a friend with a bad pencil. It was a doo-dull
Fourteen years later, and people are bee-seeching DreamWorks for a Bee Movie sequel
I guess you could say that travelers are.... MIA
I guess you could say that travelers are.... MIA
I just found the Colosseum!! I wasn’t looking for it, I was just Rome-ing around
A friend said she didn’t like some sour fruits. She enjoys lemons, but the green fruits is where she draws the lime.
In fact, love all your family. Spend time with them. Your favorite memories will be made with face to face time at dinner or fishing.
Cherish the time you have with your grandparents. Learn about them and from them. Your phone can wait. That text doesn't matter.
My friends asked where I was going to this weekend to spend time with family. They asked "Is it West Kansas?" "No, East-er"
Played some tennis today. I didn't really LOVE my final score too much.
Some guy was wearing a tank top in single digit weather. I asked him why, but he gave me the cold shoulder.
Roman Blevins @BlevinsRoman
83 Followers 261 Following
Judy Gemstone Apologi... @wootton_jordan
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Nik Alfers @TheCzarNikolai
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Spencer McIntire @SpencerMcIntire
219 Followers 384 Following I sing pretty sometimes for money. ΣΤΓ #EMAW
Ashleigh @an_wiechman
326 Followers 288 Following
Keaton Wiechman ⚒�... @K_Wiechman
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Erik Anderson @ErikAnderson79
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Alex Link @slink374
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Jacob Jackson @the_true_jj
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ϟ Dαℓιℓℓα �... @dalillaas2
96 Followers 375 Following Compartilhando meus pensamentos felizes (outros nem tanto).
complainerson @complainerson
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Puns @punzalot
344 Followers 270 Following Always original puns to avoid deja vu... Always original puns to avoid deja vu. Follow and RT to avoid PUNishment
Megan Miguel @meg_uel13
356 Followers 385 Following Then he asked them, 'Why are you terrified? Do you not yet have faith?' (Mark 4:40)
I.T. Bootcamps 100k+ @ibgsoftware33
26K Followers 49K Following Leader in Short I.T. Bootcamps. Make 100k + after 8 weeks of our training
Han Ban @msceule_o
67 Followers 129 Following you were wrong about the world. and you were wrong about me
a mere amalgamation o... @carson_vitt
112 Followers 370 Following Do you think God stays in Heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created - Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2. Local Jack Black enthusiast he/him/his
Trey Boothe Creative @treybcreative
181 Followers 551 Following Capturing life's most beautiful memories.
633 Abingdon Campus @633Abingdon
146 Followers 195 Following High School Only. Wednesdays. http://t.co/NJkhytdG8V
pokemon Legends @PkmnLegendsPage
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Lyndsay Boyd Buchanan @lyndsayboyd8
85 Followers 241 Following eighth grade math teacher + e&h alumni
Micaela Crispin @MicaelaCrispin
264 Followers 243 Following it's really quite strenuous doing nothing all day
Jack @BluJackolantern
205 Followers 589 Following
Enlightenment @toptierthinking
59 Followers 347 Following
Claire Lockwood @clairebooney
410 Followers 406 Following
Eddie Callahan @EddieCallahan16
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Leah @leahck55
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Jacob @mosportsfanjake
340 Followers 323 Following Probably watchin baseball. roots dramatically for ketchup in ballpark hot dog races. K-State alum
Kansas City Royals @Royals
1.1M Followers 799 Following The baseball team, not the British family. Game day assistance: @RoyalsAssist
Spencer McIntire @SpencerMcIntire
219 Followers 384 Following I sing pretty sometimes for money. ΣΤΓ #EMAW
Travis Kelce @tkelce
1.5M Followers 1K Following Always remember WHO you are.... and WHOSE you are!! #HeightsRaised
Ashleigh @an_wiechman
326 Followers 288 Following
Keaton Wiechman ⚒�... @K_Wiechman
131 Followers 596 Following Married 6/2/18, Father 8/2/18, and 4/2/23. Chiefs fan since birth! God is good all the time! #ChiefsKingdom #ComeOnYouIrons #HookEm #EMAW
President Trump 45 Ar... @POTUS45
31.0M Followers 38 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Alex Link @slink374
114 Followers 152 Following Civil Design Engineer | Missouri S&T Explosives Engineering Student
Judy Gemstone Apologi... @wootton_jordan
292 Followers 894 Following let's burn it all down 🌹 he/him
paint babe sarah @dinkborg66
180 Followers 274 Following not an engineer but close enough | I know a lot about house paint she/they 🎷
Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog
6.0M Followers 77 Following The OFFICIAL Twitter feed for news about all things Sonic. We also like memes. ESRB Rating: EVERYONE - EVERYONE 10+ with Fantasy Violence / In-Game Purchases
Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs
2.7M Followers 502 Following Home of the Super Bowl IV, LIV, LVII, and LVIII Champion Kansas City Chiefs 🏆
Megan Miguel @meg_uel13
356 Followers 385 Following Then he asked them, 'Why are you terrified? Do you not yet have faith?' (Mark 4:40)
Yadier Molina @Yadimolina04
382K Followers 488 Following Baseball http://t.co/DcQ37LXeBf Catcher,7Times Gold Glove,2Champ,7ASG,3 PG,1silverslugger, Molina Records, M4 gear
Adam Wainwright @UncleCharlie50
345K Followers 137 Following Follower of Jesus. Husband, daddy, outdoor lovin’, country music sangin’, MLB broadcastin’, kid coachin’, seed plantin’, Georgia boy.
a mere amalgamation o... @carson_vitt
112 Followers 370 Following Do you think God stays in Heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created - Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2. Local Jack Black enthusiast he/him/his
Lyndsay Boyd Buchanan @lyndsayboyd8
85 Followers 241 Following eighth grade math teacher + e&h alumni
Micaela Crispin @MicaelaCrispin
264 Followers 243 Following it's really quite strenuous doing nothing all day
Jack @BluJackolantern
205 Followers 589 Following
Audrey Loves Disney @AudreyHam3
30 Followers 77 Following I'm the awkward person who doesn't know what to say for their bio...
St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals
1.4M Followers 860 Following 11-time World Series Champions | #ForTheLou Contest Rules: https://t.co/yho4OxeIGG
Jacob Jackson @the_true_jj
156 Followers 186 Following
Roman Blevins @BlevinsRoman
83 Followers 261 Following
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