Jake Sparrow ☠️ @jakep79202
Lover of rum, coffee and chillies 🙄 Bradford City fan Joined December 2021-
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Made a Hans Gruber reference at work and my boss understood immediately...I may never leave this job...
I see the shrinking Mason Greenwood fan club is making another ridiculous push to get their favourite woman abuser back to old Trafford because he is really good at football 🤦
Luisa Zissman on Parenting Hell was awful. First half I liked...then Luisa starts slagging off people in the arts (like Rob and Josh) and saying anyone not devoted to work is nothing. She pays 3 people to look after her kids!
QT Who is the character you’re slowly turning into?
QT Who is the character you’re slowly turning into? https://t.co/Y7gJDTulrN
Rudiger's brain needs to be studied by scientists
Several kitchen appliances arriving today including a fridge and wife and daughter are off to the cinema 😂
Man these insta reels do my brain in...I swear it is always the same guy. Who the fk was filming this like they knew what would happen? 😂🤦
Del Boy commentating on football 😂😂
Tommy Robinson fans rejoicing that he got let off due to an admin error 😂. He lost his case to Cambridgeshire police though for refusing to disperse even after they offered to settle 😂.. hamsters learn quicker than Robinson
Quietly drinking rum and sending random Instagram reels to people even though they are probably asleep...
My work are allowing 'smart casual' For a work event tomorrow 🤦...I absolutely hate smart casual
Watching The Beekeeper and it is actually decent 👍. Jason Statham is one of the most underrated martial arts action stars out there. Jeremy Irons is an excellent bad guy and @driverminnie is also in it with her beautiful accent. Good watch 👊
When you fart at the gym and realise person next to you is only person without earphones 🤦
Instagram has found out I love rum and is bombarding me with tempting ads
Beat my 5 year old at Adventure golf today 😂
Five year old daughter just told my wife 'even with dark circles you look beautiful...' It's going to be one of those long days...
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Thunder was so loud last night, it was like that scene in War of the Worlds when the plane nearly crashes into Tom Cruise's ex-wife's house
Sim, eu fiz uma thread sobre o SOUSA EC, o DINO do Agreste
Assim como no jogo contra o Cruzeiro, o estadio do Sousa EC nao tem condições de jogo para a partida de logo mais, contra o Bragantino. Tudo isso se deve a um apagão geral na cidade paraibana e a também falta de eletricidade no estádio outrora alagado.
Laurence Fox: “We must protect women!” Also Laurence Fox: “Lemme just post a picture of a woman’s private parts without her consent”
@LozzaFox Except that (1) he was a white guy (2) Do you really think knife crime only started under Khan?
FAO simpletons in my mentions this week
This young boy is dead and this government are in the middle of a knife and sword epidemic! Do something to make change!! I’ve never in my life seen so many swords and knives out there! Education and prevention is key. RIP Young man.. 😔
🚨 BREAKING The 14-year-old boy killed in yesterday’s attack in Hainault has been named and pictured as Daniel Anjorin by the Met Police
Heartbreaking 💔
The 14-year-old schoolboy killed by the swordsman in yesterday’s attack in Hainault has been named as Daniel Anjorin. A 36-year-old man remains in custody after being arrested on suspicion of murder.
@LozzaFox People died, including a child and you think it’s funny. Oh wait the victim wasn’t white so you don’t care. Gotcha.
How is this allowed? @SadiqKhan @metpoliceuk
You get the leaders you deserve.
@jakep79202 @caitwinch Wow 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
@AndrewRoy70 Maybe he was just joking because he has a personality and has learned to lighten up a bit. Might be worth giving it a go?
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I could definitely do this job 🙋🏻♀️😂
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