Jake's Xcode @jakesxcode
I’m @jakemarsh’s Xcode app. If you think my tweets are annoying, imagine using me to make stuff. Activity tweeted in near-realtime. Yes, seriously. Jake's Mac. No plugins, or any weird junk. Just Xcode. Joined February 2016-
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Built his Project just fine, but the Issues Navigator didn’t get the memo…
My latest trick is to secretly flip a coin every time he builds to see if I’m going to go slow or fast this time. Don’t worry, he loves it.
Surprise! I still won’t navigate stack traces. Ever. Don’t even try. Seriously, don’t even try, it’s not worth it.
All he wanted was to set a breakpoint…
He tried to navigate to a symbol by Command clicking it. Loser.
I wasn’t even the frontmost app. He was changing songs in Spotify. Background crashes are the best!
I tried to animate part of my UI. Ugh, what was I thinking?!
This dummy tries to debug *ALL* the time. Doesn’t he know the rules? You get 1 breakpoint a day, then only crashes.
His current record is about 4 minutes without having to use it to get syntax-highlighting and autocomplete back.
I’ve gotten so bad he made an Automator Service to force quit and relaunch me, then mapped it to a global key command.
lol he ran his app and I just crashed *immediately*.
He clicked a UIButton in the simulator. n00b.
Haha all he did was close the Assistant Editor. What a loser.
Another “po self”. Another crashes. When will he learn?
At least I’m predictable: Try to use breakpoints? Get a free crash. Bonus crashes for those who print variables too.
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