Jake the Rapper @jaketherapper

God only brought one guy back from the dead on Easter. Trump is here to bring back the whole economy on Easter 2020. Enjoy this clip (possibly, like, the best ever), share and be sure to subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again (@TrumpPod) - new every week!

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7 years ago

we're all @SpeakerPelosi #PelosiClap #SOTU

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Jake the Rapper @jaketherapper

7 years ago

I was really enjoying Paw Patrol until I realised everybody was cops

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7 years ago

Reminded me of something...

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Jake the Rapper @jaketherapper

7 years ago

‘Jake The Rapper - ZERO Pirate's Adventure Boat 2018’ on #SoundCloud #np soundcloud.com/zeroparty/jake…

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Jake the Rapper @jaketherapper

7 years ago

i still cant decide if life is a rose covered in shit, or shit beautifully sculpted into the shape of a rose.

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Jake the Rapper @jaketherapper

7 years ago

what do we win when the current administration reaches 1 million lies?

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Jake the Rapper @jaketherapper

8 years ago

“Yo homey! Is dat Beige you wearing? Cuz dis here a Ochre hood! Break yoself, fool!” “Nah man, its cool! We got da same truce wit Burnt umber as you dis week! Its chill, homey! Chill!!”

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Jake the Rapper @jaketherapper

8 years ago

You do realise that when all these countless masses of kids being raised in the inner cities of Germany by late-bearing hipsters soon turn into teenagers, and they inevitably form gangs and take over the city, their set colors are all going to be earth tones....

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Jake the Rapper @jaketherapper

8 years ago

Take it easy, dude! it's just the Bahn , man. if first class is too full of peasants for you, have Jeeves drive you in your limousine to Hamburg next time.

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Jake the Rapper @jaketherapper

8 years ago

his private mansion. he's turning bright red with fury at the indignation of your presence and he looks like he's repressing the urge to yell "SECURITY!"

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Jake the Rapper @jaketherapper

8 years ago

there's less people (which I never understood, isn't everyone getting these special deals?), hey, I like comfort as much as the next guy. But then there's always that one older gentleman who gives you the stink eye every time you walk past like you've broken into

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Jake the Rapper @jaketherapper

8 years ago

I'm not usually a first class kinda guy, but occasionally Deutsche Bahn @db_blog offers specials where regular folk like myself get a chance to rub elbows with the bigwigs for little or no extra cost. which is kinda nice I have to admit, the seats are bigger, it's quieter,