James Carpinter @jamescarpinter

Cloud geek. Working on the bleeding edge at Zarmada. Microsoft Regional Director. Self-appointed brunch expert. zarmada.com Auckland, New Zealand Joined April 2010

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@[email protected] @Nick_Craver

6 years ago

When you concatenate user input into a SQL query:

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🔎Julia Evans🔍 @b0rk

6 years ago

how I got better at debugging

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Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman

6 years ago

If I'm ever fired from Microsoft, it'll be either because we Open Sourced too much stuff, or because I lost this $13.95 receipt from Qdoba and have a late expense report.

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Hrishikesh Hirway @HrishiHirway

6 years ago

Jony Ive will still work with Apple, but it will require a special adapter

The Washington Post @washingtonpost

6 years ago

Jony Ive will still work with Apple, but it will require a special adapter

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Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman

6 years ago

Good bug? Or greatest bug?!? “Math.Round opens the browser print dialog” github.com/dotnet/try/iss…

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so called parody. @cloud_opinion

6 years ago

Its scary that you can buy a Mac Pro for a mere $6k and have more computing power and memory than all of Oracle Cloud.

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Extremely excited to announce I am joining Facebook to help them use and release open source software along with enable developers use Facebook OSS. If something isn’t working as you expected, have a q, or feature idea, please reach out!

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@[email protected] @Nick_Craver

6 years ago

console.log(9999999999999999); > 10000000000000000 console.log(Math.min() === Infinity); > true console.log(true+true === 2); > true console.log(true === 1); > false console.log((!12345+[]+![]).length); > 10 console.log((!12345+0+[]+![]).length); > 6

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Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman

6 years ago

Literally just got this email. “I hope you’re well. {{Icebreaker line}} I’m not sure if you are the right person to contact. If not, I would appreciate if you can direct me to the right one.” This means there’s a database out there with a column called “Icebreaker line.”

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brendandburns @brendandburns

6 years ago

Incredibly excited that @Azure is the first public cloud to offer a managed @kubernetesio service in Africa with the GA of Azure Kubernetes Service in South Africa!!! Congrats to the team! More regions of managed kubernetes in the ☁️ to come! cc @cmcluck

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Nat Friedman @natfriedman

6 years ago

Pro tip: you can now enable automatic security updates for known-vulnerable open source dependencies on your GitHub repos. Just go to the Security tab on your repo to turn it on. help.github.com/en/articles/co…

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Dave Dustin @venzann

6 years ago

@gavinbarron @juhasaarinen On SQL Server? sp_help

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Julia White @julwhite

6 years ago

When asked how I approach giving presentations, I have long answered “it’s a conversation, not a presentation” - this study explains why this works so well. inc.com/bill-murphy-jr…

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Shiva 🐨 @shivafordtweets

6 years ago

And that was a wrap! Thank you so much for all the support. We don’t have everyone who was here this weekend in this photo; thanks to them, too. The dedication and commitment in the room was inspiring. #ChristchurchHackathon

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Mads Kristensen @mkristensen

6 years ago

Visual Studio Tip: Hitting F10 to build, run, and attach debugger instead of F5 will automatically break on the first time your own code is being executed. No breakpoints needed. #vstip

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Sayak Paul @RisingSayak

6 years ago

It's possible to use @MSFTResearch's `interpret` to *interpret* `keras` model. `interpret` + @TensorFlow 2.0 = too much awesomeness. Check this notebook I made for ya: bit.ly/2JMBIYR #DeepLearning #TensorFlow

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Arcadio García @arcadio_g_s

6 years ago

IMPORTANT MICROSOFT ANNOUNCEMENT: There is a ramp for ducklings in the Commons fountain. 🦆 🐤 🐤 🐤 🐤 🐤 🐤 <eom>

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Shiva 🐨 @shivafordtweets

6 years ago

I am so humbled by the opportunity to support our MVPs in Christchurch, who have boldly taken on this challenge to bring together the community to show the world what #techforgood is all about. Join us in Christchurch on 25-26 May? bit.ly/2WASWw0 #mvpbuzz

Hamish Watson @TheHybridDBA

6 years ago

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Ranga Vadlamudi @RangaVadlamudi

6 years ago

Real-time collaborative development with Visual Studio Live Share. Installed by default in Visual Studio 2019 #vsliveshare visualstudio.microsoft.com/services/live-…

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Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman

6 years ago

"Within Microsoft, BuildXL runs 30,000+ builds per day on mono-repo codebases up to a half-terabyte in size with a half-million pips per build, using distribution to 1000s of machines and petabytes of source code, package, and build output caching." github.com/Microsoft/Buil…