Jason Ittner @jasonittner
very rarely tweeting 🌈 instagram.com/jasonittner Brooklyn, NY Joined June 2011-
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wuthering heights starring margot robbie and jacob elordi featuring charli xcx on the soundtrack is kinda the matcha dubai chocolate labubu of film
wuthering heights starring margot robbie and jacob elordi featuring charli xcx on the soundtrack is kinda the matcha dubai chocolate labubu of film
Putting together a mixed 6 pack at the grocery store is a humiliation ritual
Love a place that lets me order on a kiosk. I have very specific sandwich desires and I’m glad I don’t have to vocalize them
Joe Rogan: we were talking about this at the club the other night. The new snack wraps aren’t as good. The spicy one isn’t spicy at all. (puffs cigar) And I think they’re smaller too Ghislaine Maxwell: wow
Nintendo's representative was quick to add, however, that Yoshi and Birdo's relationship is "inventively, expansively sexual" in ways that "most of us cannot hope to imagine"
Nintendo's representative was quick to add, however, that Yoshi and Birdo's relationship is "inventively, expansively sexual" in ways that "most of us cannot hope to imagine"
When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace
people will look you dead in the eye and tell you they’re scared of this
mr. mamdani do you believe that the 72nd street trader joe's has a right to exist
Mr. Mamdani, I drew this picture of you beating me in the head with a large hammer. I’m very scared. What do you say to the BILLIONS of New Yorkers who are drawing similar pictures and getting scared of them?
Normal people: Hey how's it going People on Twitter: Normal people: Hey how's it going
Brad Lander
New York in 2025; before the Islamic Revolution:
SMOKING ON THAT CUOMO PACK TONIGHTTTTTT
i can't believe a good thing happened
(2043, Lindsay Graham, being kept alive by stem cells extracted from the testicles of 5 year olds) of course the war with Iran was a mistake. We all know that. Qatar is different. They don’t let gay people drive
They are doing Dubai chocolate colonics where they fill you with this sweet crispy kanafe and pistachio anally, and it’s supposedly really bad for you but so worth it
Honestly kudos to Apple for keeping their DEI promises well into 2025 and employing a 100% blind design team
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