Jason McDevitt @jasonmcdevitt

Retweets are not merely endorsements, they’re typically things I’d like read at my funeral. Joined July 2009

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Jason McDevitt @jasonmcdevitt

2 years ago

In the same way people inevitably get arthritis, with time, restaurant table legs all become uneven and the tables start to wobble.

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I don’t agree that social media is making us depressed/changing our brains/ruining society etc. but I do know it’s responsible for making it mandatory to say “hack” instead of “tip” and I resent that.

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Jason McDevitt @jasonmcdevitt

2 years ago

I’m California celibate

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Jason McDevitt @jasonmcdevitt

3 years ago

My fetish is cuckholding guys who talk earnestly about “the blockchain”.

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Jason McDevitt @jasonmcdevitt

3 years ago

Kevin Costner looks like the type of guy who declines a threesome because he has to get up early to mow the lawn.

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Jason McDevitt @jasonmcdevitt

3 years ago

It’s easy to blame Boomers for ignoring climate change etc. but I’m from the generation that allowed the Dave Matthews Band to get famous so I’m not exactly going to start throwing stones.

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Jason McDevitt @jasonmcdevitt

3 years ago

I just noted something but did not do so duly. I expect the police to arrive at any moment.

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Jason McDevitt @jasonmcdevitt

3 years ago

Gonna go out on a limb and say James Brown had high blood pressure?

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Jason McDevitt @jasonmcdevitt

3 years ago

Taking the bull by the horns and purposely ingesting shocking quantities of macroplastics.

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Jason McDevitt @jasonmcdevitt

3 years ago

Hereby reserving “Chinese Balloon” as a band name #ChineseSpyBallon #chineseballoon

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Paul Fairie @paulisci

3 years ago

A Brief History of Kids Today Are Spoiled 🧵

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Jason McDevitt @jasonmcdevitt

3 years ago

Hot for high school English teacher types erroneously believe that English language skills are all about avoiding the passive voice. True Linguists, however, can tell you it’s more about knowing you can call a Southern dumpling “hush puppy” but not “Silence, baby dog!”.

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Jason McDevitt @jasonmcdevitt

3 years ago

Hard for me to calibrate an appropriate level of concern regarding personal data security. On the one hand, our phones are surveilling us constantly. On the other, I was just able to log onto the free airport wifi with the email address [email protected].

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Jason McDevitt @jasonmcdevitt

3 years ago

Grammar grouches seem to think speaking English is all about not splitting infinitives but ask any True Linguist - it’s knowing the chorus of a pop song can be “Wake up, little Suzie” but not “Arise, diminutive Susan”.

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Jason McDevitt @jasonmcdevitt

3 years ago

I recently saw a picture of an ice cream cone that I found particularly alluring and exclaimed “Mama mia, poopoo pee-a!” to an empty room, so yeah, I’d say I share in this wonderment of the universe.