Jaxon “The Rocket” Thunder @jaxonthunderr
Texas Born 🦅 🇺🇸 || SMU ‘12 || Let Freedom Reign || Current Finance Legend || Former Highland Park Defensive End ‘06 || ΠKA’s Biggest Sack Hazer Joined June 2024-
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“Nooooooo! You can’t have a kegerator on your balcony!” screams the left…
“Yeah I’ll do a Turkey and Provolone, and just let Michael have his way with it”
“Holdup I have to post this on my burner” 🌽🏀
Fuck the women got here
Upper Decker for my boy LD (Luka Doncic) you didn’t deserve that bro…
You haven’t truly lived unless Hammerlord has mentioned you on his story
Met a professional Golden Tee player at the local watering hole tonight. Was 9 under through 8. His gamertag is LilChadZilla27 if anyone wants to boy him up.
Had to go tarps off in the retard bathroom at the airport #ThisIsMarch
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Not too sure how this one’s gonna work out… Anyone got a lock?
KFC Abbey Road circa 2014
Been on an insane dry spell
This and a Tape B flip 🫠
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Is anyone else getting Tyrian Lannister from this piss?
Pissed to know that Dak’s back in Dallas. Not pictured here but whatever semi legal chick dak is with right now is super hot
Guy next to me has a pike tattoo on his wrist #shrink
No one here knows what a Barbor jacket is and they judge you for saying slurs. Fuck the west coast
Do I even need to say it? #wmo
Ate one piece of bread then threw it up
Ate one piece of bread then threw it up
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