Jayden @jayd_en

Joined December 2011

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club mate @mgnmnwtz

3 years ago

I love that my dog wears a necklace with my cell phone number on it

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☯️🖤goth mcstuffins 🤍☯️ (she/her) @washedupseahag

4 years ago

me sitting in the theater waiting for the batman to start

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Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux

4 years ago

They got it made 😂

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Eric Magnussen @EricMagnussen

4 years ago

Made a new friend on my walk today 🥺

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if the “boss makes a dollar, i make a dime” line was real amazon workers would all have 19 billion dollars. if the “boss makes a thousand and gives me a cent” line was real, amazon workers would all have over 100 million dollars

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Elsa. @sadimmigrantkid

4 years ago

So happy with this rug I made. Can’t wait to clean it up.

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THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg

4 years ago

here’s your reminder that unless someone explicitly told you with their words they are upset with you, there is no need for you to worry yourself sick. you have no mental or emotional obligation to people who do not communicate with you. no matter how much you love them

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sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie

4 years ago

surely THIS will be the purchase that finally fills the deep hole of sadness and dissatisfaction within me

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morgan sung @morgan_sung

4 years ago

aoc’s dress was corny but some of you need to understand the difference between a $174,000 annual salary and jeff bezos

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حفصة @muslimthoughtz1

4 years ago

At a certain point you just get tired of your own acts. you have to force yourself to meditate, workout, eat mindfully and read the books to form a routine that gives you a sense of happiness within yourself again. it’s exhausting i know, but you gotta keep fighting for yourself

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Cowboy Costanza 🔻 @TommyDeLaVoid

4 years ago

Labor Day is probably the most American holiday because it was meant to be a workers holiday and now the only people who don’t get it off are working class people so they can serve all the yuppies who actually get a day off

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the elder emo @theelderemox

4 years ago

A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one