John Dylan Thomas @jdthomasauthor

Forensic Investigator by day, Writer of mystery and profane sentence enhancers by night. Current WIP: The Crash Detective, a new scientific thriller series. Castle Rock, WA Joined September 2023

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John Dylan Thomas @jdthomasauthor

6 months ago

Share if you can- my friend and I were playing at PGA West last summer and were involved in an altercation with a member of the course. The man hit into us, yet my friend is the one serving community service for it. What gives?

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Lindz McLeod @lindzmcleod

a year ago

Yeah don't do this, folks. Gross.

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John Dylan Thomas @jdthomasauthor

a year ago

Marlins GM to Padres: okay, for Arraez, we want Head and Suk-Go. Padres GM: *sigh*, alright. *gets on his knees* Marlins GM: what… what are you doing? Padres GM: oh… sorry, you meant…. Marlins GM:….I didn’t say stop.

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John Dylan Thomas @jdthomasauthor

a year ago

1) why did it take two bodies before they launched an investigation? 2) who’s “taking a bite out of the competition” a little too seriously?? 😂😂😂

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John Dylan Thomas @jdthomasauthor

2 years ago

“…well, no one really raised concerns until it was noted that Pat McGroin, Dixie Normous, and Oliver Clothesoff were nominated in multiple categories.” -Ben Dover, snubbed nominee 😂😂😂

RedditCFB @RedditCFB

2 years ago

“…well, no one really raised concerns until it was noted that Pat McGroin, Dixie Normous, and Oliver Clothesoff were nominated in multiple categories.” -Ben Dover, snubbed nominee 😂😂😂

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VictoriaWritesBooks @rejoicemls

2 years ago

So this was like WOW today. Thank you to whoever helped me reach this. So humbled. NORMA ELLIOT’S SECRET JOURNAL BOOK 1 & 2 mybook.to/sVjnkY victoriasimcox.wixsite.com/mysite-1

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John Dylan Thomas @jdthomasauthor

2 years ago

😂😂😂

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John Dylan Thomas @jdthomasauthor

2 years ago

I’m happy to announce that my WIP, A Night at The Hourglass, is finally finished. Time to start pitching. Wish me luck, Twitter!! 😂

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John Dylan Thomas @jdthomasauthor

2 years ago

Boarding a flight to Maui for my day job. Seems like the kind of place to also be inspired for a new story. Stay tuned. 😎😂

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John Dylan Thomas @jdthomasauthor

2 years ago

Hmm… maybe my next series will include something like this. 😂

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John Dylan Thomas @jdthomasauthor

2 years ago

Way to go, @StephenKing, ruining secluded cabins for the rest of us as always. 🙄🙄😂

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katemessner @KateMessner

2 years ago

Know what happens to kids who grow up with unfettered access to books? They read. They think critically. And when they have questions or feel uncomfortable, they turn to trusted adults & have conversations that help them grow. Try being that adult instead of banning books.