cider @jeffreycider

my purpose in life is to forget linear algebra 2x a year San Francisco, CA Joined September 2019

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cider @jeffreycider

4 days ago

i re-encountered a problem i failed to solve in grad school checked my old notes to see if i could spark inspo from past jeffrey but

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a week ago

this picture of the moon's solar orbit is a lie

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3 weeks ago

every now and then i decide i like someone's research style and read every word they've ever published this month it's @aaron_defazio

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2 months ago

optimization theorem: "assume a lipschitz constant L..." the lipschitz constant:

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2 months ago

optimization theorem: "assume a lipschitz constant L..." the lipschitz constant: https://t.co/sbq9wQsfSE

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2 months ago

i'm at a ~serious~ lab people explain things to me in chinese, and i have to tell them in english that i'm a banana

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3 months ago

> i love math so much, i hope my new job involves a lot of it monkey's paw curls

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3 months ago

first chess tournament in 17 years i was so scared of getting demolished by a 2nd grader but joke's on me my elo was literally not high enough to get paired with any children

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4 months ago

my friends don't want fuck you money per se. bc they don't want to say fuck you to people what they really want is plot armor money

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one week ago: idk fp8 quantization seems pretty straightforward 7 days later: do you know what continuity is? it's the thousand blades of dedekind cuts, a story we agree to tell each other over and over, until we forget that it's a lie.

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7 months ago

fated to utter true prophecies, never to be believed

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a year ago

fated to utter true prophecies, never to be believed https://t.co/rRReQB8SLd

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8 months ago

sleep evolutionarily predates brains sleep might be more fundamental than brains

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10 months ago

modern homeopathy is discovering that refilling a hint water bottle with tap water creates more hint water

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a year ago

when making ice cream goes horribly wrong

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a year ago

help she's too good at abstract algebra does there even exist meaningful consent across a mathematical maturity gap

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a year ago

the math suggests that hippogriffs are possible

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a year ago

the math suggests that hippogriffs are possible

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a year ago

nominative determinism runs everything around me apparently the heaviside step function is named after some dude named oliver heaviside, and not just because it has ... a heavy side ...?