Guacamoatmeal @jeffschell75
Last one picked at the sex party. Seattle expat. Mike Harden had it coming. Press 1 for English. https://t.co/kEUPRC4vFY @thehabitcomedy thehabitcomedy.com/podcast Long Beach, CA Joined May 2007-
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[smoke-filled backroom] Big Bun (takes a cigarette drag): So its agreed then? We'll do 8. Big Burger: And we'll do 6. Big Hot Dog (eating a hot dog, nods solemnly)
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For Christmas I'm giving my kids an ex-box!
Alright, society. Settle down with the crumbled Oreos on everything.
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Does anyone know of a good website where I can get a shirt and then also two emails every day for the rest of my life?
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Perfect execution
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Where you would end up if you drilled a hole from each MLB ballpark straight to the other side of the Earth
My son told me, Dad you were born in the 1900s. And I realized... Fuck he's right.
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I’m helping my daughter write valentines to her class and I think we may have just misspelled Brynxleigh’s name.
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i said get me those dalmatians
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All The King’s Buckets.
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