Fake Jeff Schultz @jeffschultz55
Washington Capitals defenceman who enjoys being Mike Green's wingman, xbox, poutine & PARODY/FAKE twitter accounts (this is one). capitals.nhl.com/club/player.ht… Washington, D.C. Joined March 2009-
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For six years in a row now. RT @Caps_Girl: I FIGURED IT OUT! SCHULTZ IS TRYING TO WIN THE LADY BYNG
@davesteckel25 THANKS FOR PUTTING FLUFFERNUTTERS IN THE BOX! You are a gentleman and a scholar.
You guys do know that goal wasn't my fault, right?
Fake Jeff Schultz retweeted
The Oilers? Really?
Don't worry fans, I didn't break my ankles. I'm no Mike Green. #toosoon?
Just figured out the Keurig machine. Let's do this, Tim Horton's K-cup.
So THIS is where @ChimeraLife25 hides the nutella! Now I know why @AlexSemin takes all those penalties.
Did you guy see me tackle Malkin? I was trying to channel my inner @davesteckel25.
Fake Jeff Schultz retweeted
PHOTO: Jeff Schultz #55 Of The Washington Capitals Battles Getty Images: WASHINGTON, DC - OCTOBER 10:... 19FTW.in/q8pQj #TBLightning
You guys see that assist? I'm gonna get that Plus-Minus Award yet.
Ian Oland @ianoland
15K Followers 2K Following Sportswriter & Designer. Co-Founder @RMNB. Ethan's dad. Proud @UMBC alum. @ryanellisracing fan. @MayHockeyNBCS's worst nightmare. 3x BOF blog champion.
imac1987 @imac19871
1 Followers 282 Following
Collin Kiesel @Collinkiesel87
77 Followers 1K Following
William The Owl @william_owl
8 Followers 155 Following A very wise Owl that offers great advice to those in need.
InTheLifeOf-J @Inthelifeof_J
454 Followers 4K Following Real, down-to-earth and from a family of 9. If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me- we can make fun of people together.
Phil Jackson @Phil_YBOnIT
234 Followers 3K Following #youbetonit #sportsbetting #sportsbook #gambling #gamblers #gamble #nfl #ncaafootball #nba #ncaabasketball #mlb #nhl #signupbonus #discountwagering
Jon Ryan @unrealjonryan
342 Followers 3K Following "Just an ordinary guy with an interesting job" - @realstevepool 👻: unrealjonryan🍸🍸🍸🏈🍷🍷🥂🏈🍻🍺🥃🏈🍹🍹🍹real me: @JonRyan9 💯 #DatPuntLyfeDoe 🖕🖕
Caps Fan @caps_fan_17
213 Followers 457 Following Just a caps fan with a phone and a little too much time on my hands follow back and we'll talk Caps!
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60 Followers 824 Following
Jack @jheerink_10
20 Followers 76 Following
Rebecca Wellons @beccaboo9443
340 Followers 2K Following
nhl 14 hut trades @xboxhutstrades
176 Followers 508 Following Always doing LEGIT giveaways. Road to @NHLHUTTrusted
Capsnews @CAPSnews12
30 Followers 220 Following #Caps everything!! #becauseitsthecup #nhl other twitter @HillaryTillEEEs
Things For Caps Fans @Things4CapsFans
13 Followers 164 Following Things for Capitals fans. Follow @Things4OsFans.
Sarah Pomeroy @sarahpom7
134 Followers 358 Following
Fake Lifestyle @fakeLifeStyle
73 Followers 1K Following
Kyle McDougall @BoyMcDougall
515 Followers 5K Following @cplcavalryfc @nhlflames @whlhitmen @NLLRoughnecks @calstampeders @AHLWranglers @CalgarySurge @yycwildfc @Okotoks_Dawgs fan @famosopizzeria McKenzie Towne
Alexander Ovechkin @Oven_Chicken8
15 Followers 45 Following LW for Washington Capitals #8 (parody account)
Mitchell Lomond @mitchl37
230 Followers 873 Following drank to much to make the nhl ....decided to be a sailor instead
Capitals Facebook @CapsFacebook
36 Followers 115 Following Actual posts on the Washington Capitals Facebook page. Occasionally some posts from Tumblr or Twitter too. Not affiliated with the Caps.
Susanne Prellinger @Husky18
94 Followers 2K Following
Mrs. Johnson @MrsJLuvsHockey
95 Followers 197 Following Caps Fan, SuperMom of 2 young kiddos who are also Caps Fans! Go CAPS.
Henrik Sedin @HenrikNot33
70 Followers 40 Following not the captain of the canucks but close to it #Parody
HockeyChimp @HockeyChimp
148 Followers 640 Following Im the fucking real deal, snipe tenders when i please. Please tape your ankles, thankyou.
Evgeni Malkins Ego @MalkinsEgo
93 Followers 64 Following I Dangle, Snipe and Fuck Your Mom (clearly not the real Evgeni Malkin)
Boush @BoushInPitt
293 Followers 1K Following Attorney and one-time Washington Capitals blogger. Caps, politics, and humor. Weirdly followed by Ted Cruz, Cory Booker, and S.E. Cupp. Often raging. #TeamSwirl
Howparlaw @Howparlaw
23 Followers 1K Following
Lindsey lord @lindseymlord
12 Followers 94 Following
Jarret Stoll @NotStollie28
37 Followers 106 Following ****this is a parody account**** jarret stoll is my fav nhl player, his twitter account is @JarretStoll !
Natalie McBee @NatalieMcBee
2K Followers 5K Following NATALIE MCBEE 🏝Texas & PALM BEACH Florida [email protected] (561) 596-8191
paulinagretzky_ @_paulinagretzky
47 Followers 35 Following i'll promise to be a good girl ;) #parody
Brash87 Hockey @brash87hockey
2K Followers 944 Following Brash87 Hockey is a high performance & affordable hockey stick company. Proudly owned by Donald Brashear.
hardcore gamers @hardcoregamers7
117 Followers 304 Following Jugamos y recomendamos videojuegos, reseñamos y editamos capsulas y nos divertimos haciendolo
ovechkin @HelenOdenwald
14 Followers 367 Following Property Bros., Buying/selling, CAPITALS RAVENS ORIOLES Basketball and soccer is life PAIN IS TEMPORARY PRIDE IS FOREVER
NO CAPS LOCKOUT @NoCAPSLockOut
12 Followers 99 Following will we have capitals hockey on October 12th #NoLockOut
Dolík @alialasady6311
149 Followers 803 Following
austin lennox @a_ovechkin8
5 Followers 75 Following
박상호(독일병�... @bonnyung
540 Followers 1K Following 상식이 통하는 사회를 만들길 원하며, 고민하는 여산을 좋아하는 두아이를 좋아하는 50대 가장입니다.Der Mann aus Seoul Sued Korea
Trevor Nau @TrevorNau
156 Followers 528 Following 6x Emmy Award Winning Video editor & Producer. Graduated from Towson in 2010 with a degree in Electronic Media and Film. Now working from Home for Audacy.
rekt-ngmi @Blades_ofsteel
317 Followers 954 Following Official Head of Rek’t Resources Department BTC: 1G4jXTzVAin4H4VULP4ERggjtFPB4AY5e9
Big Ted @BigTeddyTheBoss
31 Followers 103 Following Amazing Billionaire owner of the Washington Capitals. Oh and the Wizards and Mystics, but who cares?
Alexandre Burrows @French_Fry14
332 Followers 183 Following Fingers aren't the only things I bite! (parody)
Fake Sergey Kocharov @FakeKocharov
60 Followers 255 Following Very fake account for the PR Director for the Washington Capitals and former PR guy for Phoenix Coyotes. Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Fuckin right Chicago @TotallyCrawsome
984 Followers 961 Following 2x Stanley Cup Champ who stops'em w the left and the right. Top shelf? No worries. 5 hole? More like 5 wall! Ladies love me because I'm #50ShadesofSaves
Dany Heatley @danyfnheatley
183 Followers 68 Following I'm a fuckin all star. I make shit happen on the ice. I'm also not the real heatley.
Braden Holtby @BradenHoltbeast
579 Followers 111 Following Professional bad ass, #1 goaltender for the Washington Capitals. Get in my crease and you risk your life and your precious ankles. THIS IS FAKE. DUH.
Boyd Gordon @Gordicris15
82 Followers 16 Following Right winger for the Washington Caps. I'm either a mystery or boring. Also, awesome.
Mike Knuuuuuble @OldManKnuble
400 Followers 123 Following Blocking shots, knocking in garbage goals. Just keeping the crease warm til the man himself arrives.
Fake Damien Cox @Fake_DamienCox
102 Followers 101 Following Not a Canadian hockey columnist and blogger who enjoys interaction with interesting members of blogosphere. Yes - I get to decide who is interesting.
The NHL Rulebook @nhlrulebook
7K Followers 1 Following A fun and easy way to learn about the NHL and its rules. (This account is not affiliated with the NHL.)
Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache
32K Followers 3K Following As a professional /////î\\\\\, these tweets are my own opinions & do not in any way represent my work face.
tyler seguin @tyler_seguin
472 Followers 85 Following Boston's newest favorite athlete. Watch out Papi.
Big_Chimmer @ChimeraLife25
489 Followers 2K Following I'm a scrappy, hard working forward with a little speed, a lot of heart, and hands of stone. Looking for a team to take a chance on the Ice Cheetah!
Stan Bowman @FakeOilersGM
29K Followers 130 Following Call me "Stan", short for "three time Stanley Cup champion".
The Bruce Allen @FakeBruceAllen
349 Followers 617 Following Permanent and Forever GM of the Washington Redskins
Fake Rex Grossman @FakeRexGrossman
3K Followers 183 Following Heisman Trophy runner-up, Super Bowl Champion runner-up, Starting QB runner-up.
Fake Mike Shanahan @FakeShanahan
235 Followers 53 Following Not the HC of the Washington Redskins, just a cheap imitation.
Fake Dan Snyder @FakeDanSnyder
2K Followers 2K Following Not affiliated with the Redskins or the NFL. Parody account. I own the Redskins and someday the NFL
Fake Tom Renney @niceguytom
294 Followers 489 Following I am currently concussed. I cannot be responsible for our teams defensive irresponsibility.
Nicklas Bäckström @nickbackstrom
1K Followers 26 Following First-line center for the Washington Capitals...but not really. (This is fake. Detta är fejk!)
Bergeron's mustache @bergystache
846 Followers 59 Following This is not Patrice Bergeron. Not even close. This is a fake account dictated by a mustache, now stop messaging me your numbers.
Michael Ryder @michaelryder73
929 Followers 22 Following I am the best because I am from Newfoundland. No more questions. (I am fake)
Vladimir Sobotka @notsobotka17
369 Followers 22 Following i play for the blues and like pepsi and am mostly fake CHIPMUNKS MOVE MOVE IF YOU WANNA IF YOU WANNA MOVE
Tarik El Bashir @FakeTarik
3 Followers 4 Following This is NOT Tarik El Bashir. I DON'T work for the Post, and I absolutley DON'T write about the Capitals. In fact, this is a fake.
Darrell Green @darrellgreen28
51K Followers 561 Following Official site of Pro Football Hall of Famer, Member of the NFL All Time 100 Team Associate Athletic Director at George Mason Univ Co-Founder of SYSC
Ray Emery @RayEmery29
1K Followers 44 Following This page in no way represents the views of the Philadelphia Flyers or the NHL
Wade Redden @WadeRedden
398 Followers 5 Following
Rob Dibble @robdibble49
24K Followers 1K Following Former MLB Flame Thrower | Nasty Boy | 1990 NLCS MVP & MLB WS Champ | Love My Wife @jonnadibble & My Kids, The Troops | @RobDibbleShow 979FSR@iheartradio app
Brash87 Hockey @brash87hockey
2K Followers 944 Following Brash87 Hockey is a high performance & affordable hockey stick company. Proudly owned by Donald Brashear.
SC_Stingrays @SC_Stingrays
1K Followers 150 Following Official Twitterfeed of the South Carolina Stingrays
Alex Ovechkin @ovi8
2.4M Followers 82 Following Official Twitter page of Alex Ovechkin. Proud Captain of the Washington Capitals.
Fake Gary Bettman @GarrrrryBettman
578 Followers 22 Following Not affliated with the NHL. The new NHL? You haven't seen anything yet. And no this isn't the real Gary BettmanTrends for United States
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