jess @jessebmac
31 • stl • she/her • “hate on me all you want, you can’t unfatten this ass.” St Louis, MO Joined July 2014-
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“this is gonna be my lunch” is the most english teacher thing 😂
“this is gonna be my lunch” is the most english teacher thing 😂
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do you people not understand satire or comedy in general? shut up
do you people not understand satire or comedy in general? shut up
ever been so so so sure of someone but then you listen to Suburban Legends by @taylorswift13 and then just kinda know if he were ever to leave, this song would ruin you? because that’s actually what’s happening in real life right now. he wouldn’t. but in another universe…. 😬
devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes
devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes
fall’s back, daddy’s back 🧡 forgot i’m hot. depression is one hell of a cunt.
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(Trying to get fired from my job) hey did you see what i said about charlie kirk
girl, what the fuck lol
real quick: FUCK this man.
real quick: FUCK this man.
sexiest thing a man can do is learn you and how your relationship works and just keep getting better than how he was in the beginning
reputation: getaway car 🖤
we did it for months. he’s my boyfriend now and i love him. did i do it wrong?
we did it for months. he’s my boyfriend now and i love him. did i do it wrong?
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At my age, please stop asking me what I like. I like money, and I don't like it when I don't have it. Don't stress me out!
unnecessary 🥲🥲🥲
my boyfriend is the same person omg i won at life
my boyfriend is the same person omg i won at life
okay, ARE we in a bad sitcom?
okay, ARE we in a bad sitcom?
yeah, fuck it. help. cashapp: jessebmac venmo: jessebethm
yeah, fuck it. help. cashapp: jessebmac venmo: jessebethm
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