Jessie @jessiebauer

Just happy to have an outlet for my bottled up frustration about Philly sports and politics. Also here for the random pre-2000s pop culture references. PA Joined June 2009

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Jessie @jessiebauer

23 hours ago

No Eagles today means I spend the day watching Red Zone getting stressed out whenever a player I passed on in the draft gets a TD. Good times.

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Jessie @jessiebauer

a day ago

Wait, so everyone is worked up over four 15-second commercials over a course of 7 hours? #NFLRedZone

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Jessie @jessiebauer

3 days ago

I like Rich Eisen, but he is not a good play by play guy. #KCvsLAC

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Jessie @jessiebauer

5 days ago

Quintana was just trying to get out of the inning. I still want Weston Wilson gone.

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Jessie @jessiebauer

5 days ago

Everybody is complaining about bringing up Stubbs when we could have brought up someone else, but I would have sent down Weston Wilson in exchange for the vibes. #ringthebell

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Jessie @jessiebauer

a week ago

Why is it always Bohm being held up at third?

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Jessie @jessiebauer

a week ago

I don’t like when Hamels does games with Kruk. Not enough Kruk.

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Victims Rights @VictimsRightsUS

a week ago

This right here.

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Jessie @jessiebauer

2 weeks ago

This rollercoaster of emotions is too much #ringthebell

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It is shocking to me that so many left wing politicians attack the idea of prayer in response to a tragedy. Literally no one thinks prayer is a substitute for action. We pray because our hearts are broken and we believe that God is listening.

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Jessie @jessiebauer

2 weeks ago

I say for the rest of the season the Phillies bring Ricky Bo in the booth with Kruk and TMac and the let them drink beer. #RingTheBell

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Jessie @jessiebauer

2 weeks ago

Looking at the upcoming schedule, I’m hitting the panic button on the Phils.

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Jessie @jessiebauer

2 weeks ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but offering thoughts and prayers is not the same as saying thoughts and prayers are the answer.

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Jessie @jessiebauer

2 weeks ago

Bader can hit a fastball with the best of them!

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Jessie @jessiebauer

2 weeks ago

The Phillies and Mets should swap Kruk and Hernandez for 3 innings for the fun of it.

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Jessie @jessiebauer

a month ago

I hate to say it, but the Phils and Mets are not actually playing well. The Marlins are the best team in the NL East since mid-June… #SundayNightBaseball