Jani Eväkallio @jevakallio
@jevakallio.dev on the weather app jevakallio.dev London, England Joined August 2008-
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Jani Eväkallio retweeted
The agile trolley problem: The release train approaches. Do you choose to kill the solution or the customer?
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Jani Eväkallio retweeted
“I’ve heard a stereotype that Americans are shit at geography, but I didn’t know Americans could be that shit” —@jevakallio, to me
Jani Eväkallio retweeted
Great morning for a run. With friends!
Jani Eväkallio retweeted
We are bringing to Athens 🇬🇷 @jevakallio, and a talk about Durable Objects, one the best talks during #CityJSLondon based on our attendees feedback Get your tickets now 🔽 athens.cityjsconf.org
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Good day out running with friends
Jani Eväkallio retweeted
As we've been talking yesterday @jevakallio, I just collected the most important slides from my last week's talk and I am sure that you understand them without too much further context. (also pinging @ddprrt, because of reasons)
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I think about this tweet all the time 😭
Jani Eväkallio retweeted
Jani’s talk at @cityjsconf is one of the best I’ve seen. It’s masterful rhetoric with also a high-fidelity technical discussion on software architecture, serverless, and rethinking systems for scale. Truly one of the best talks I’ve seen. The perfect blend of humor,…
Jani Eväkallio retweeted
Jani took a nice photo of the room our track is in so I'll just join in to say that: ⏰ 12:10pm (right before lunch) 🗺️ Lowther Room 🎙️ I'll be talking about background jobs, durable execution, and pigeons Come say hi and help me feel less nervous!
Jani took a nice photo of the room our track is in so I'll just join in to say that: ⏰ 12:10pm (right before lunch) 🗺️ Lowther Room 🎙️ I'll be talking about background jobs, durable execution, and pigeons Come say hi and help me feel less nervous!
Hello @cityjsconf London! I'll be doing a live-coding introduction to real-time applications using @CloudflareDev Durable Objects in the upstairs Lowther Room after lunch I am very bad at live coding. Please do not come. I beg of you, stay away from this room at 1:30pm
Jani Eväkallio retweeted
Cloudflare seems to be taking the approach of “build cool stuff quietly and then let everyone find out about it at random” marketing.
Cloudflare seems to be taking the approach of “build cool stuff quietly and then let everyone find out about it at random” marketing.
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I know most people won't understand this jargon but as someone who does I can assure you it's shockingly stupid
if we're not living in a simulation then why is Matt Webb (@genmon) called Matt Webb and also a fountain of knowledge and wisdom on everything related to the world wide Webb really makes u think
Genuinely baffling that someone could only know him from these two things
LUCY'S DAD IN FALLOUT IS PAUL IN THE 1984 DUNE MOVIE?????
there seems to be some dispute about jackson's jacket length. tomorrow i will call his tailor to confirm
Saw this and thought it was that billionaire who's trying to live to 200
so @ken_wheeler sent me a metal detector to find the ring he lost in my yard let’s see how this goes
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Pretty basic graffiti but I can certainly get behind the sentiment!
you tell em, buddy! proud of you for speaking your mind. how was kindergarten today
Put any of this shit on a burger and we gon have a problem
yes, it’s easy for me to make new friends
The diet coke
The oysters. The diet coke. The way he drinks so it don't spill. That me right there
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In Tory Britain there isn't even any money left to launder
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