jimkirkby @jimkirkby

Joined May 2008

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jimkirkby @jimkirkby

11 months ago

Hey @HeathrowAirport so we have sort gotten used to you fleecing the passengers to use use terminal5. But the fact you can no longer maintain the lifts to the carparks means you are profiteering.

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jimkirkby @jimkirkby

11 months ago

I’ve just remembered why I don’t stay in @HiltonHotels. Getting their Wi-Fi to work is an insane dark art.

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jimkirkby @jimkirkby

11 months ago

Well after years and years of being a @vodafone customer I’m going to have to move to @EE who I use in the company phone. It’s just a way, way better network.

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That desperate point when looking at your Ballot Paper and the penny drops! That the current state of politics in Britain is so absolutely dire!!! Count Binface is looking like a very sensible option!

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Alvin Foo @alvinfoo

a year ago

If you died tonight, your employer would have a job advert to fill your role by the end of the month. But your friends and family would miss you forever. Don’t get so busy on making a living that you forget to work on making a life. Work to live and not live to work!

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Historic Vids @historyinmemes

2 years ago

One of the most creative commercials ever made

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jimkirkby @jimkirkby

2 years ago

Why would you only put 3 slices of corned beef in a pack!

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jimkirkby @jimkirkby

2 years ago

Carnage on trains so romantic stop off with luggage at the Sun Inn. Going to call a Taxi. But first a pint of the black stuff (@ The Sun Inn - @inn_sun in Richmond upon Thames, Greater London) swarmapp.com/c/0aGFHwguax7

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jimkirkby @jimkirkby

2 years ago

Well this is different I feel a little under dressed on the tattoo front. But damn cool bar. (@ LAB - Cocktail Bar, Food and Bartending Solutions) swarmapp.com/c/koMzEIPs5uJ

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jimkirkby @jimkirkby

2 years ago

Eating, eating well, very well indeed (at @MarcFoshGroup in Palma, Illes Balears) swarmapp.com/c/6mIxKEHj8BP

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jimkirkby @jimkirkby

2 years ago

Went for a drink. Eventually cancelled the cocktail after about 30 minutes. House wine was good though. Probably won’t go back. (@ Suculenta in Sóller) swarmapp.com/c/gh9KRgwhMxn