Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

proud to be bitish Liverpool, England Joined May 2018

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Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

7 years ago

just got a package from amerzon. new xxxl polo shirt and shorts. am ready for the weekend, watch out jimmys about.

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Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

7 years ago

to many yooths wearing those inflatablr bin bags now a days. whats wrong with a classic le cock sport if trackie. exactly. nothin. i rest my case

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Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

7 years ago

cant believe the maccies icey mashine was broken. marched over to sauce stand and squeezed 15 packs of barbekew source into me mac flurrie and gulped that down in stead. sometimes you have to use a bit of that "survivel instinckt"

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Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

7 years ago

organised to go on a date with this bird from face book. she comes up the front path dressed in full man city kit. not having any of it. run and get the wheely bin out the garage and hurl it at her with one hand. safe to say shes not coming back. fuming. house in meltdown

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Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

7 years ago

ceiling was shaking. stormed up to eldests room. i hear this " hip hop" music playing. instantly grab his speeker system and lob it out the window. proceed to stand in his room for the next hour singing the national anthem. educating are youth

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Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

7 years ago

after the trouble with the tax man i was running a bit late to pick the kids up. long story short i was doing 110 in a 15 zone and wiped some old bird out. gutted, today cannot get any shitter

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Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

7 years ago

tax man came banging on door. havent paid taxes in 32 years. shitting it. tried to climb out back window and got stuck. am tweeting before blood flows away from my head and i pass out. this might be the end.

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Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

7 years ago

the way it should be. carlin for brekfest lunch and FUCKKIN dinner

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Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

7 years ago

band from the local mosk for going in and throwing bacon and baps. absolutely fuming. moselims cant see a good bacon bap if it hits them in the face

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Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

7 years ago

how do u get your nob out of a toaster

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Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

7 years ago

some call it ignorants... i call it patrietisem

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Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

7 years ago

goig on hols to torqeay, proper british holidays

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Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

7 years ago

sorry for my excented absents, did a stretch in the slammer for decking one of those bayliffs fucker tried to take my tellie how else am i supposed to watch babe station

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Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

7 years ago

Binmem were 3etc

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Jimmy Davidson @jimmydavidsnlfc

7 years ago

car boot sale on this morning. local burger vans flipping these halal shite excuses for british beef and i go to give em a piece of my mind the chinks karatay is no match for a british clobberin it was deffo worth the 3 quid parking fee