Jitesh Kumar @jiteshkumar12

Derivatives strategist Joined December 2009

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OptaJoe @OptaJoe

10 months ago

1 - Erling Haaland has lost a Premier League match in which he scored a goal for the very first time, having won 40 and drawn six of the previous 46 he’d scored in before today. Humbled.

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Fantasy Football Scout @FFScout

a year ago

me taking a hit, followed by another hit, followed by a Wildcard

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Tim Willems @timwillems85

a year ago

Pleased to have coauthored this @bankofengland Quarterly Bulletin article with @burr_natalie. We explain how Bank staff think about the monetary transmission mechanism (1/4) (Link below)

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Nain Portekoi 🇨🇵 @Nain_Portekoi

a year ago

C'était une blague, c'est désormais un constat.

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the ghost of groditi’s future 👹 @GRoditiD

a year ago

@choffstein if my memory on this is correct the dispersion worriooors are concerned with the wrong tail. the people short correl know to expect the skew, the heroes betting on correl returning seem to never learn from the past casualties

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Susie Dent @susie_dent

2 years ago

Etymology of the day is ‘poppycock’, meaning ‘nonsense’. It came from the Dutch ‘pappekak’, meaning either ‘doll’s excrement’ or ‘soft shit’.

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Tracy Alloway @tracyalloway

2 years ago

After today's jobs numbers missed expectations, the record run of better-than-expected payrolls reports is over. But what a run it was, as @bespokeinvest points out:

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Neal Agarwal @nealagarwal

2 years ago

The password game is out now! Good luck 👹 > neal.fun/password-game/

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𝐄𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐞 @EffMktHype

2 years ago

Looking at the eco data lately

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Clara Dealberto @claradealberto

2 years ago

En ce lendemain de Met Gala je suis OBLIGÉE de vous proposer mon désormais classique ✨ LES TENUES DU MET GALA AS GRAPHIQUES DE L'INSEE ✨ On commence avec Salma Hayek as Évolution par âge du nombre d’Auvergnats de 85 ans ou plus potentiellement dépendants entre 2012 et 2022 ⬇️

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Marina Hyde @MarinaHyde

2 years ago

My column on the Gwyneth Paltrow ski massacre trial - a spectacle I simply could not be more here for theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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𝐄𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐞 @EffMktHype

3 years ago

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Artur Sepp: Systematic Quant Trend/Vol/Rates/Macro @ArturSepp

3 years ago

Call/put skews and funding rates for $BTC $ETH are conditional on their rolling performance (data of past year) In right “greedy” regime, call skew & funding are positive & large, put skew is small In left “fear” regime, call skew is negative & funding is small, put skew is high

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Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️ @bennpeifert

3 years ago

putting this here so i can copy/paste the link every time you all ask (which is constantly) when you see references to "dealer gamma positioning" and its implications for volatility, the underlying model is almost always an extremely naive one ...

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baufinanciaphaster 👹 @bauhiniacapital

3 years ago

BOJ dealers talk to the Street all the time for colour. A "rate check" is official. It says "we are raising the stakes." It can be simple. "What's your market in $/¥ for $1bn?" It is a quasi-public signal intervention is now on the table. A warning to local banks they should

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Silvia Merler @SMerler

3 years ago

It took me some time to make all puzzle pieces click in my head, but here is why I think the rouble gas payment scheme matters. For Russia, it is functional to undermine sanctions and to pursue long-term strategic geo-economic goals. #UkraineRussiaWar 🧵1/ algebris.com/market-views/r…

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Javier Blas @JavierBlas

4 years ago

NUCLEAR GEOPOLITICS: Russian authorities are exploring the possibility of imposing a ban on uranium exports as a retaliation for U.S. sanctions, Tass reports, citing Deputy Prime Minister Alexander Novak | #uranium ⚛️🇷🇺

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𝐄𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐞 @EffMktHype

4 years ago

Holy shit I'm dying 😂😂😂 Jeff Currie meets the Ghostbusters @kevinmuir you brilliant bastard youtu.be/rmJuGU1NtVo

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Stanley Pignal @spignal

4 years ago

UK govt has written to thousands of Germans living in Britain to ask them to "consider returning" to driving trucks. Most of them never had, but were in some database of potential truckers because old German driving licenses could be used for vans. independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

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Susie Dent @susie_dent

4 years ago

Gap-fillers of the day: phloem: the stringy bits on a banana. ferrule: the tip of an umbrella. zarf: the cardboard sleeve on a takeaway coffee. tittle: the dot above an i or j. philtrum: the groove above the upper lip. lunule: the white crescent at the base of a fingernail.