Huge Jacknuts @BreadedMark
Navy Vet. I bowled a 178 once. The quickest way to my heart is Frito Chili Pie… All tips go to veteran causes, meals and events. I’m @OldPizzaHuts too. Vet Rep. Regal Beagle Joined June 2021-
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Let me ruin a great song for you.. ‘Summertime…and the livins easy Rowley’s on the microphone with Ross MG’
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Time to get something haunted for the house…
‘Are you sure you’re not the cops?!’ ‘I assure you sir I’m just here to sell you rubber nipples’ *slams door in my face* *my first and last day as a rubber nipple salesman*
Juilliard Trained Meatloaf Specialist, logging in…
‘Look I’m not saying it’s right, but you’re saying a foot massage don’t mean nothin and I’m saying it does…’
This could be us tonight boo but you in Canada
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the cowboys defense should really try and get a guy like micah parsons.
Radar indicates there’s a 50% chance of a Chili’s Triple Dipper in the forecast today, with a 50% chance of of a Grape Loko to go with it
When was the last time you held your horses? Made sure the coast was clear? Gagged you with a spoon?
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I don’t trust people who think naps are a waste of time.
Cowboys fans waking up this morning with a little pep in their step because their team covered the spread…
Mr. Mom is my favorite movie about a guy forced to be a stay at home dad who was better off at his old job who should’ve banged his neighbor
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I remember when twitter was all just farmland.
I’m Gen X, of course I know what to do if someone pulls a knife on us… Run faster than you
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*takes off reading glasses dramatically* ‘I’ve come to the conclusion, after 51 years on this planet, that the best feeling in the world is the first two weeks of a new relationship. The sex is amazing’
That Gambling Problem Hotline guy was all ‘give me your best parlay this weekend my man’
Still hard to believe these movies are only 3 years apart.. Don’t do drugs kids
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