Robert Bonnett @RoBonnett79

When I was young I wanted to be a detective like Encyclopedia Brown or a superhero like Spider-Man. I never wanted to be what I became. x.com/search?src=typ… Joined August 2021

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Robert Bonnett @RoBonnett79

3 days ago

There's a 77.4% chance that I will retweet any vaguely-amusing, semi-coherent, hashtag-free tweet about books, movies, or cartoons.

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Robert Bonnett @RoBonnett79

3 days ago

Well, we definitely have circuses.

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Robert Bonnett @RoBonnett79

3 weeks ago

I'm writing a semi-autobiographical novel about a man's slow descent into social media madness called: The Old Man and the Tweet.

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chad @chasedbywasps

6 days ago

I have poor circulation in my soul

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chad @chasedbywasps

5 days ago

i do all my banking through the dunking donuts rewards app

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Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker

a week ago

If my wife keeps naming spiders, I’m not going to have anything left to stomp around here. I can’t kill Ron.

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Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker

6 days ago

You know you're getting old when you see a ghost wearing parachute pants.

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Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker

4 days ago

Use the object form of a pronoun in the comparative informal case, you winsome little drug strumpet.

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Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker

a month ago

I'm just here for the snowmobile poetry.

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barrel rolls @barrel_rolls

a week ago

sending emails should require a full dial-up connection process

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barrel rolls @barrel_rolls

6 days ago

i’m like if a choose your own adventure story was a person

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Buddawiggi @MarkBuckawicki

5 days ago

You don’t need anything except the ability to withstand extreme suffering long term

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Buddawiggi @MarkBuckawicki

10 months ago

Nothing can go wrong if you don’t have a plan

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Girl on Tapas @GirlonTapasx2

a week ago

One of my favorite parts of insomnia is when I wonder if everyone who sleeps on their back crosses their ankles for no reason.

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Jerry Lock @jlock17

a month ago

I’ve always wondered if The Addams Family’s Lurch played the harpsichord on the studio recording of the Partridge Family’s song, “I Think I Love You.”

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Jerry Lock @jlock17

2 weeks ago

Nothing would bring more joy to my heart than floor to ceiling shelves filled with books. New, pristine, unread books. I dispose of books with creased spines and pages that have been touched.

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Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO

6 years ago

If you were wearing night vision goggles and somebody tried to flip on the lights, I would stop them.

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Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO

6 days ago

I guess I'll always wash out pickle jars and keep them on their own shelf in the basement.

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I've never read Wuthering Heights. I always assumed "Wuthering " was simply a place named after Sir Ian Wuthering, or something like that. Today I learned wuther means "to whoosh by, like the wind." Huh. The more you know.