Joachim Hackshaw @joachimorjoe

Tech grad & stand up comedian from Auckland, 🇳🇿 background in TV, writing & radio. IG/TikTok: @joachimorjoe Linktree: https://t.co/3cxoE2VM45 soundcloud.com/joachimorjoe Auckland, New Zealand Joined February 2009

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Joachim Hackshaw @joachimorjoe

3 months ago

Can we in NZ no longer access @ESPNAusNZ with a @skysportnz account? I can't access watch anymore and keeps telling me to login with Disney Plus. That's gonna be bad news for you, Sky if I can't get ESPN anymore...

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8 months ago

The bright side about rubber man @elonmusk showing us his true side is, I have never been less intimidated by a man flashing a Nazi salute in my life.

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8 months ago

Quite nice being the team that scores with their first shot tbh #LetsGoPens

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8 months ago

I ordered a package using @sendle to deliver within Australia to a friend’s address. It was picked up on Dec 12 and is still not there yet. I know we have to allow for the holiday rush and days off etc, but they literally could have walked it there quicker. Beyond useless

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8 months ago

I’m playing some online poker for the first time in a few years. The time allocation for people who disconnect is way too generous. It is 2024, if you don’t have fibre or at least decent broadband, I’m sorry, online poker is not for you anymore.

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9 months ago

Glad we managed to kill our own power play and get to OT #LetsGoPens

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9 months ago

The Penguins are in a playoff spot*. It feels weird typing that after their form in November. #LetsGoPens *Yes, I am aware of the three teams below them with less games played and a better points percentage.

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9 months ago

It’s wild to see the UFC bragging about continuing to break gate records. The arenas they host events in have not changed in size for a long time, and they often sell out, so you figure it out.

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9 months ago

Oh boy the replies to this on car guy’s Twitter have been, interesting.

Joachim Hackshaw @joachimorjoe

9 months ago

Oh boy the replies to this on car guy’s Twitter have been, interesting.

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Joachim Hackshaw @joachimorjoe

9 months ago

I wish this was #LetsGoPens being ‘so back’ but it’s a lot to do with the Habs being horrible. Still, fun to watch as opposed to the other games we’ve been served up.

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9 months ago

I’m not at all surprised about Chris Penk going out of his way to open NZ’s doors for massive antisemite (and I mean all the semites), Candace Owens. We all know who he is. The surprise is people want to pay upwards of $95 to see her speak. Fools and money eh?

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9 months ago

I got stuck behind slow walking people on Queen St for the first time in a long time. The CBD is coming back, baby!

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9 months ago

Seems like a great time to pen a lengthy LinkedIn post about how it is now more important than ever to make sure your job lines up with your own values and sense of purpose.

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9 months ago

Regardless of result, Auckland FC wouldn’t exist without the Phoenix so we’ll always own them #COYN

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9 months ago

It’s parents posting photos of their kids ‘graduating’ from kindergarten/primary/elementary school season and I have to ask, can you really graduate when no-one fails?

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9 months ago

When the nuclear apocalypse does come, the only survivors will be cockroaches and people who ask “buy now price?” on TradeMe auctions with bids already on them.