Johanna @joadairsmith
Joined November 2010-
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Me minding my own business wearing a belt A five year old: “I don’t have a belt. Even if my pants were too big I wouldn’t wear a belt. Even if I had one.”
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My Roman Empire is thinking about that cop going down the slide too fast
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me rising from my edible coma to ask the flight attendant for a ginger ale in a clear, considerate voice that conveys gratefulness and respect
As soon as the flight attendants start talking
Wondering how The Last of Us is gonna fuck me up this time
My outfit is so fucking bad today I shouldn’t have even gone into work
Love spending my flight thinking about who I have to ask to help me get my bag back down
Multiple assignments due at midnight but I really should wash all the couch covers first
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it’s so lame that you can’t just drop off the face of the planet for three weeks without having consequences for neglecting your responsibilities
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