Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare
a little bit of heaven & a whole lot of hell. (she/her) iwilldare.com Shakopee, MN Joined March 2007-
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If you’re looking for good vibes, positivity, and light, don’t look for me. iwilldare.com/2023/12/the-ki…
Today I wrote about life 9 months after a stroke & living with kittens. iwilldare.com/2023/12/stroke…
Now I have Boys II Men stuck in my head. iwilldare.com/2023/12/the-en…
Today I graduated from Occupational Therapy because I met or exceeded all the goals. You know what other goal would be cool to meet? My go fund me one. gofundme.com/f/support-jodi…
I spend a lot of time trying to figure out if Mortimer & Fergus are related to Wendell or if we’re all just workplace proximity associates.
Instead of breadcrumbs, I used leftover cornbread stuffing in the meatloaf. I might be a culinary genius. I might have to pack my knives and go. Who says I don’t know how to have fun?
Did it take me 600+ words to say "Thank you?" Yes, it did. Had to be done. iwilldare.com/2023/11/thank-…
Whenever I add an exclamation point to a client email so I don’t seem too severe, I think of that guy who dumped me because I didn’t use !!!! in my texts & he decided I wasn’t enthusiastic enough about him.
Occupational Therapy was cancelled today & I feel like a kid who got a snow day.
Will I get kicked out of Minnesota for using Cream of Jalapeño soup in a hotdish?
This derpy jerk knocked the rest of the banana bread off the counter, tore off the tin foil & plastic wrap, and had a few nibbles. Probably revenge for calling him Mort the Sport.
I remembered that I’m a writer! I wrote! Sentences. A lot of them. iwilldare.com/2023/11/sex-mo…
Fergus likes to sleep at my feet & if she wakes up and I’m not there, she meows until she finds me, usually in the bathroom, and yells at me because girls go to the bathroom together.
Just finished I Keep My Exoskeletons to Myself by Marisa Crane. It’s the first novel I read this year worthy of 5 stars. So good! (I’ve read 115 books thus far in 2023. I know what I’m talking about.)
Dolly Parton & Joan Jett duet. DOLLY PARTON & JOAN JETT DUET! youtu.be/OF8CAcLUplI?si…
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Happy birthday @billybragg ! Can’t believe this was fifteen years ago. 2008 RNC…
Where the magic, such as it is, happens. #penguinkids #thenightlibrarian
THIS IS THE GATDAMN BAND I WAS THINKING OF YESTERDAY I AM GONNA PASS OUT THANK YOU DAVID. I SHOUTED SO LOUD I SCARED THE DOG
So excited our Liz Phair “Exile in Guyville” show is finally here!! Been watching all my friends around the country see the tour. It’s just the best. ❤️
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It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen the Dinner Party episode of The Office, it’s still one of the most uncomfortable episodes of any show I’ve ever seen.
Cleansing the TL with some black girl magic and badassery✨
@jodiwilldare I had at least 5 in my graduating class of about 160 people.
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever had a scrap of leftover wrapping paper fit a small gift perfectly?
@jodiwilldare Water and napping are critical! My personal trainer offered me a makeup session this evening. I'm feeling much better but on the fence about it. I did get myself out for a quick walk in the sun just now. Hadn't left the house since Monday.
riding a month long high after I scored a mint self-propelled Craftsman snowblower for $100 on FB Marketplace, last winter was hell but I desperately want it to snow now so I can use it lol