benson w. payne @joe_paschall

Joined April 2013

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ClassicComics @ClassicComics3

a year ago

Devil Went Down to Georgia is fascinating to me because it’s so American. In any other culture it would be a cautionary tale of hubris and fooling with the demonic. But in America, Johnny actually is just better than the Devil. It’s so American

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a @aallleeexxxxxx1

2 years ago

i am going to become completely sober from alcohol! but not all the time. like not if there’s something fun going on that night or if i feel like i need to have a drink

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Kim Severson @kimseverson

2 years ago

Thank you Milwaukee airport for accurately naming that place right after you get through security.

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i like food @messedupfoods

2 years ago

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Simon Holland @simoncholland

3 years ago

Even that little mid week stop to grab a few things but isn’t the main grocery shopping trip is costing $130.

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Jay Arnold @CoachJayArnold

3 years ago

Taco Bell is the only fast food place I roll up to with no ordering game plan. I just let the menu speak to me. The Bell will tell me what I need. My mouth may be moving but I am just the instrument of a supreme design.

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Department of War 🇺🇸 @DeptofWar

3 years ago

A night out. @USMC Marines conduct a free-fall insertion during training over Marine Corps Auxiliary Landing Field Bogue, N.C.

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benson w. payne @joe_paschall

6 years ago

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shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard

3 years ago

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cory @coolmathgame_

3 years ago

my halloween costume is going to be guy drinking beer… guy drinking several beers actually

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maybe: clare @clur19

3 years ago

Went to a new doctor today and she asked if I smoke cigarettes and I said “only when I’ve been drinking a lot” and she deadass went “yeah we’ve all been there”