John Kalmar @johnkalmar
I have an unironic love for Hall and Oates. johnkalmar.com Detroit, MI Joined August 2009-
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Happy April in the D to those who celebrate
Happy April in the D to those who celebrate
Hey @joerexrode, for old times’ sake (and because you’re in Charlotte), what time does MSU tipoff Sunday?
Went to the Louvre but only could see @ArtButSports The Tears of Saint Peter, by Giovanni Francesco Barbieri, 1647
It took Steven Izzo most of his life to accept an inner-curiosity of who he is and where he came from. This past year, he opened some doors to start understanding. Over the past few weeks, he opened up to start talking about it. theathletic.com/5316254/2024/0…
Thought this was Joumana
* nods in perpetuity *
Lions dropped a fourth down conversion and a third down conversion and had an interception bounce off a dude’s face mask into a receiver’s arms for a 50 yard gain and we’re going to get bad fourth-down takes for days.
From @jakemayphoto In hospice care with electric blue hair. And dreams of a Detroit Lions Super Bowl. mlive.com/news/flint/202…
Bought cognac at 8:30 am for a stew recipe. Liquor store employee, who I can only assume was suspicious of my boyish good looks, asked the manager to make sure I didn’t have a fake ID. 34 years old, still got it.
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weeping uncontrollably at skee ball because my nephew whiffed a five leg parlay and now I can't afford dental
DAVE & BUSTER’S TO ALLOW CUSTOMERS TO BET ON ARCADE GAMES Dave & Buster’s $PLAY will begin letting loyalty members over the age of 18 place real money wagers on arcade games with friends through the company’s app - CNBC
Boring: a company squeezing juice out of you betting $5 on a pop-a-shot game when you could just hand your friend $5 Soaring: a company that tracks your Pop-a-Shot performance and sets fair spreads/odds on your matchup with your friend so your other friends can bet on it
Ken Griffey Jr had 172 Home Runs by then, what’s your point
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Bullying works
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Circus bear
A huge thank you to the city of Detroit. Just an incredible host city for the 2024 NFL Draft. The fans were amazing 👏
But you gotta give. Otherwise it goes dark.
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