IPA enjoyer @johnnn2go
i was once cc'd on an email to nancy pelosi. all these tweets are jokes Joined January 2011-
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Not arguing with anyone that took graduation pictures at a campus bar
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“That guy has such a punch-able face” - guy who has the same type of face
God grant me the strength to avoid women with substacks
Sorry I’m late there was a kitten in the hood of my fucking car
If anyone needs me I’ll be carving curse words into a pumpkin
You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite A$AP Rocky song
Had an uncle that was buried in an Auburn helmet but that was because we couldn’t get it off
Casually saying “I’d be a bad pole vaulter” on the first date
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It's Friday. Avoid the bookings beloved
At the gym absolutely dripped out in Palace at midnight
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Women are 38 years old going to one-person bathrooms together. Excuse me I came to vape in here
IPA enjoyer retweeted
It's Friday. Avoid the bookings beloved
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