John Sheets @johnsheets

React Native, Python, and Node.js developer; dog nerd; prolific overthinker. Author. Austin, TX Joined April 2008

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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot

6 years ago

Everyone's talking about impeachment and Clinton & Johnson as the only presidents ever impeached. But most people don't know WHY Johnson was impeached. So let me tell you the story about how not impeaching a racist president is a BIG reason why white supremacy lingers in America

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John Sheets @johnsheets

6 years ago

First name Mayor. Last name Pete.

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John Sheets @johnsheets

6 years ago

All of my quids are quoless.

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John Sheets @johnsheets

6 years ago

Is it just me, or is it weird that you can milk a nut?

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Allan Schaffer 🇺🇦 @funnest

6 years ago

"OK Gen Xer" would imply they know we exist so I'm not too worried

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John Sheets @johnsheets

6 years ago

FACEBLOCK

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John Sheets @johnsheets

6 years ago

I have Come Sail Away stuck in my head, which is fine. Except that now it reminds me of Sean “Humpty Dumpty on Ice” Spicer. I may need to employ Miles Davis as a palette cleanser. Or Iron Maiden.

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John Sheets @johnsheets

6 years ago

🥩👨🏻‍⚕️ Meaty Urologist. ☄️☀️🌧☔️❄️

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John Sheets @johnsheets

6 years ago

These bozos should be punished like teens who invited over the neighbor kids and ended up burning down their own garage. Hold the insiders responsible for damage they invited into the clubhouse.

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Jason Goldman @goldman

6 years ago

Damon Lindelof is gonna make five seasons of Watchmen just to setup a squid pro quo joke I just fucking know it.

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John Sheets @johnsheets

6 years ago

Every time I hear a pharmaceutical commercial, I hope one of the side effects will be the potential growth of a third head. Still waiting.

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John Sheets @johnsheets

6 years ago

Great thread about the decline of Apple’s golden years into frustrating customer service and plunging software quality.

David Barnard @drbarnard

6 years ago

Great thread about the decline of Apple’s golden years into frustrating customer service and plunging software quality.

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John Sheets @johnsheets

6 years ago

I’d have to try it both ways to be sure.

George Takei @GeorgeTakei

6 years ago

I’d have to try it both ways to be sure.

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John Sheets @johnsheets

6 years ago

What is so hard about walking and chewing gum at the same time? #stopsayingthat

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John Sheets @johnsheets

6 years ago

Profound observation! When I have plenty to do, I’m more likely to hit a flow. Days go quickly and effortlessly. But when my task list gets sparse or muddled, I stress out and burn up to a crisp. Burnout flares when I don’t know what I should do next. Life of a freelancer.