Jonathan Patch @jonathan_patch
Devout Catholic. Gamer. Nerd. Libertarian. Use Twitter for Magic the Gathering, Catholic news, and bad movies. Joined May 2015-
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And now a friend feels alone and two boys lost their father figure. Because you “knew what you were doing.” Wear the fucking seatbelt.
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Tuition is up tremendously. And this coincides with the rise of federal scholarships. Students stopped asking what they were getting in return for their money.
Tuition is up tremendously. And this coincides with the rise of federal scholarships. Students stopped asking what they were getting in return for their money.
If The BabylonBee wrote this we’d say the satire was no longer believable. How does this happen? Amazon rainforest cut down to build highway for COP climate summit bbc.com/news/articles/…
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Economics has core insights that get ignored by politicians. The most fundamental? A price isn't just a number—it's a signal wrapped in an incentive. But why do policymakers need to know this? economicforces.xyz/p/prices-are-s…
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3/ Lack of reading comprehension + incentives for clickbait and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
I’m 20 minutes into the latest Bad Boys. Oof. Wth is this? The first three were fun popcorn buddy cop films. This? Even streaming on Netflix I feel like I’ve paid too much.
“You cannot overestimate the unimportance of practically everything.” - John Maxwell
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@Bubblebathgirl We'll leave the porch light on for yah....🤣
Playing my least favorite game- If Im this fucking exhausted, why can’t I fall sleep?
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You can tell when @ComicDaveSmith is saying something that really connects because everyone's listening to him. The room is silent... 🔥🔥🔥
P1P3 A nice B/R Reanimator. Do you take the Ancestral or Thoughtseize here? I had one non-fetchable U/B land in SB. #vintagecube
Neither quarterback threw a TD in the first half. Biggest surprise so far. #Super Bowl
Hang out on YouTube and enjoy incredible horror commentary. And donate to cancer research. gofund.me/87521340
Let’s gooooooo!
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Someone forgot to tell the birds it’s a holiday and they should sleep in. At least there’s coffee.
If you’re not following the First, you should.
If you’re not following the First, you should.
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