Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

Internationally produced playwright and teacher of playwriting, as well as a foodie and occasional traveler. And yes, I tweet about politics. Proud progressive. jonathandorf.com Los Angeles, mostly Joined November 2010

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

2 months ago

Today feels like a great day to buy something from an immigrant-owned business.

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

11 months ago

Such a frustrating experience with @Avis in PHL. Impossible to reach anyone at a local counter.

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

a year ago

"In Springfield (Ohio), they're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats. They're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there.” Said no sane person ever.

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

a year ago

"I have concepts of a plan." Translation: I have no clue and will do nothing on healthcare, just like last time when I did nothing. But hey, people are eating cats and dogs in Ohio. LOL. WTF is this dude talking about?

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

a year ago

I just want to know if the couch consented...

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

a year ago

Thanks @HRBlock for doing your best to make sure I didn't get the promised @AmericanAir miles for using your service. I suspect that very few people actually get what's promised in this AAdvantage Shopping deal.

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

a year ago

Donald Trump is no doubt the most innocent man to make hush money payments to a porn star after cheating on his wife. Such innocence...he's like a little baby Jesus!

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

a year ago

If #KristiNoem will murder her own dog, what do you think she'd do to people she deems are "worthless"?

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

2 years ago

Tucker Carlson has a new position: The Mouth of Sauron. #PutinsPuppet #Propaganda

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

2 years ago

Warning about Adams Tax Forms Helper--if you have US citizens living abroad, their software "upgrade" can no longer accommodate foreign addresses. Plus, the worst customer service ever. Use someone else.

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

2 years ago

I think all my new followers are spambots.

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

2 years ago

Imagine fighting for the right to injure women and children seeking a better life. Greg Abbott is garbage.

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

2 years ago

Way to go, Supreme Court. You've set the country back decades...again.

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

2 years ago

Republicans have allowed there to be so many guns that the odds of getting killed just doing normal things (like go to school, ring a doorbell or chase a ball) have gone way up. But sure, let's make it about books & drag queens. #ItWasAHugeMistake electing them to anything.

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

2 years ago

If you drive into the wrong driveway, try to open the wrong car door, stray onto the wrong lawn to retrieve your ball or simply ring the wrong doorbell, in America you can get shot. How incredibly fu**ed up is that.

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

2 years ago

Hilarious that @RonDeSantisFL got totally owned by Disney in a last-minute deal to protect their territory after all his blathering about how he was taking over. #Disney #Florida

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

2 years ago

Yes.

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

2 years ago

Netanyahu needs to go. Sending support to the Israelis protesting his anti-democratic policies. #Democracy #Israel

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

3 years ago

Music to my ears: "Your complimentary upgrade has been confirmed." Thanks, @AmericanAir, for that--you have no idea how much smoother that's going to make my morning.

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Jonathan Dorf @jonplaywright

3 years ago

This is hilarious and also sad at the same time. It's like alternating between watching a dignified university professor and an egomaniacal five-year-old.