JJ Douglas @jordindouglas1
🕊I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.🕊 Joined April 2012-
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I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️
“Congratulations you got the job!” “Congratulations you’re passed the test!” “Congratulations you're admitted!” “Congratulations you’re promoted!” “Congratulations you are still alive!” “Congratulations the contract is yours!” Don't overthink it, just RT for good luck
Holy shit
At planned parenthood: STD testing is FREE Condoms are FREE Plan B is FREE Pregnancy testing is FREE Birth control (every form) is FREE Plz plz RT to help everybody who doesn’t know
This is a sperm at just ONE day old. Masturbation is MASS MURDER and should be a federal crime. At one day your sperm has 23 CHROMOSOMES a FLAGELLUM and can already SWIM.
Hey @elonmusk Christmas season is over, but you’re still a gift to this world - wanna give even mORE and hit me with a scholarship? Thanks dawg
Uhhhhhhhhh. @elonmusk I have four less teeth. I deserve that scholarship. I gave my teeth for that scholarship
So @elonmusk now that it’s actually the new year maybe you can do the whole “new year new me” thing and give me a scholarship? Thanks my man
Hey @elonmusk I have to go back to school tomorrow which is rough but also it’s getting me an education. However I need some help to continue that when I graduate, care to lend a hand with a scholarship?
Night @elonmusk I survived being back at school because I have hella willpower. The same way I’ve been tweeting you for eleven months. Speaking of which how’s that scholarship coming??
Hey @elonmusk it was a pretty good day. I got to see friends and such which was nice. The only thing that could make it better would be a scholarship (wink, wink)
When you’ve been texting this guy for 11 months (@elonmusk) but he still hasn’t given you a scholarship (@The_Mangerine) ://///

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