Jorge López Canales @jorgeelc
‘Pataphysicist instagram.com/jorgeelc/ iPhone: -37.839184,144.997253 Joined May 2009-
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When you get a penis up your arse and mouth at the same time your body does a screenshot.
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‘Shame on you for attempting that position at 8 o’clock in the morning!’. David’s best ever line. #SchittsCreek
Oh no, finished watching Schitt’s Creek, what am I gonna do now???! 😱😢
Penny Wong IS the leader of the opposition. #auspol
Do NOT miss this astonishing, positively mind-altering documentary! 🍄 #fantasticfungi
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So good, worth retweeting.
My teenage niece Camila comes with the best words, she just broke up a ‘situationship’.
.@myGovau I’m an AUS citizen, recently vaccinated in NZ, how can I enter this in the AUS immunisation register?
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Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro was ran out of plane after every passenger began heckling him and calling him a genocider. #ForaBolsonaro Read why Brazil hates him so much: yac.news/blogs/featured…
Hey @Qantas, I left MEL on the 28th, been in SYD since, can I fly to AKL on Sunday?
Sorry folks, #sydneymardigras well and truly jumped the shark this year, what’s with all those corporate floats jumping on the band wagon?? #no
What a day, what a week, what a year, what a life!! #TGIF
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