jooshwa @josh_stein44
is that guy trying to be a trumpet? Alexandria, VA Joined January 2015-
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Don’t let the #BlackLivesMatter protests disappear from our TLs. This is Minneapolis right now. These protests haven’t stopped.
Me: “These edibles are trash, I don’t feel shit!” Me 20 minutes later:
Women’s soap scents: - Lavender - Spring - Nectar - Passionfruit - Hope Men’s soap scents: - War - Pestilence - Wood - Pain - Fiji
This Christmas, we should all do our best to keep what’s important at heart, so when your relatives are obsessing over all the presents and money, remind them that even at Christmas time, there is no ethical consumption under capitalism while handing out drawings of Carl Marx
The Republican-controlled Senate quietly cut the phrase "white nationalist" from a measure in the National Defense Authorization Act that was intended to explicitly address the threat of white nationalists in the military cnn.it/2Z78iKx
You are a villager in Stardew Valley. You approach your hangout spot by the sea, and find the new farmer. He has been fishing for 10 hours. He pauses to horf down 4 pieces of raw seaweed. He notices you, and gifts you an uncooked egg from his pocket. Your fondness for him grows.
things are going to be a lot different around here now that IM baby
#gobrunks THIS IS THE FEED FOR VARIABLES FROM THE AUDIENCE
Wait so did we really let @abhi_thenomad commit actual ARSON last month w modern trash????
COWBOY: This town ain’t big enough for the both of us. CITY PLANNER: No this is just the mockup. The actual town will be much bigger.
Should I make this my pfp
My wawa checkout guy hit the woah 3 times before ringing up my hoagie, then gave me my coffee for free. Step OFF sheetz.
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
“I’m not good enough.” -Implies this is as good as you will ever be -Does not acknowledge your hard work -Ends your journey Punching the ground and declaring “I...I must get stronger!” like in anime -Sets goals -Recognizes how far you’ve come -Useful for defeating the Demon King
everyone always talks about the ghost duet but i can't let you guys sleep on the ghost choir any longer
Freshman theatre boys after singing Santa Fe in rep class
Girls talking in the bathroom after one of them threw a drink in her ex boyfriends face
Girls talking in the bathroom after one of them threw a drink in her ex boyfriends face
Aren’t we all, in our own way, this woman.
j jonah jameson: i have a web question peter parker: [nervously] why-why would I know anything about that jj: ur generation knows about computers right parker: [relieved] oh haha yeah chief what’s up jj: why does google say ur spider-man
Just Daniel @JustDan04984299
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Lindsay De La Zerda @Astro_Lindsay
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christine @ceohara17
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mrs. packard @mrspackardoap
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Anna Penkiunas @annapenkiunas
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Sean Morgan @sean_morgan03
39 Followers 97 Following ❤🎶Barbershop is life and everyone who can sing even a little bit should participate in it. It's the absolute best!🎶❤
Phantom Mint: Post Ti... @Phantom_Mint
137 Followers 1K Following 26 - He/They “If you don’t risk anything, you risk even more.” - Erica Jong
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jade @jadehan_
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madison 🐝 @madiswag_
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Hal @halleychalice
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Meagan Humphrey @Meegan_ImoverIt
9 Followers 37 Following 7/4/17💘 my heart belongs to a country boy 😘😘
Philosophical Josh @philosophystein
14 Followers 66 Following I am a guy. I like to have deep talks with my friends. That is it.
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David Tallant @DavidTallantJr
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Project Management @PRINCE2PROJECT
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Ryan @Ryan_Marsh_
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Kendall Robertson @kendall_rob43
42 Followers 182 Following I can do all things through Christ which strengthens me-Phillipians~4:13
Josh Estes @Josh_Estes3
21 Followers 153 Following
Elizabeth Warren @ewarren
5.5M Followers 544 Following U.S. Senator, former teacher. Wife, mom (Amelia, Alex, Bailey, CFPB), grandmother, and Okie. She/her. Official campaign account.
Chunky Kong @Chunky_Kong_Ape
12K Followers 4K Following Hi Im a chunky monkey who is working on his mental health. (parody) #DKCU #BlackLivesMatter #Pride
alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics
68K Followers 546 Following comics about tiny animals and political justice - polisci phd candidate @UCDavis - @BrennanCenter alum - rat verified - watching too much tv (he/him/his)
Dark Stock Photos �... @darkstockphotos
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Brilliant Batman @KingKCool
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Donkey Kong @DonkeyKongApe
86K Followers 58 Following donkey kong the main ape | posts whenever (not affiliated with nintendo) | #1 banana fan
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15
251K Followers 3 Following I'm a bot and I tweet every month on the 15th with Mr. Krabs ringing his bell signaling the 15th | Created by @fooorrest
Jess Apatow @JessApatow
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This Activates My Fig... @activateflight
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Can You Pet the Dog? @CanYouPetTheDog
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ven @venason_
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“ho hey” by the l... @gazzy_gngsta
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54 Below @54Below
45K Followers 2K Following Recipient of a 2022 TONY AWARDS® Honor, is a non-profit organization with a mission to preserve the music of Broadway & expand the art of cabaret.
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80 Followers 81 Following
Aubrey @aubsjblount
157 Followers 207 Following I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. he/him
summer vibes only @mrharrisonsands
497 Followers 457 Following grab an otter pop and an Arizona, and go stream my new song Oh Five
Art Vandelay 🇵🇸 @PutneySwope666
90 Followers 380 Following Chairman/CEO of the Dexter Jettster Fan Club
Elaina Quotes @ElainaInspo
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Mrs. O'Grady @LadyOGrady411
122 Followers 301 Following Women’s History, AP Human Geography, and World History teacher
Mr. Przywara @MrPnd3
132 Followers 114 Following Grew up in Cincinnati, OH. Attended University of Notre Dame. 6th year teaching high school. West Po JV Basketball Coach. Married and live in Alexandria
SpaceX @SpaceX
40.1M Followers 120 Following SpaceX designs, manufactures and launches the world’s most advanced rockets and spacecraft
Come From Away @wecomefromaway
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William Schless @wschless
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madison 🐝 @madiswag_
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Hal @halleychalice
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TheSupremeCook @SikhMeme
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