me: "Jesus, should I buy this new book?" Jesus: “Show me the latest new books you read.” me: "I have no new books I've read." Jesus: "You are right in saying, ‘I have no new books I've read,' for you have twenty-six new books, and the ones you now own you have not read."
@joshcarlosjosh Josh you'll be glad to know this tweet has migrated to facebook
@joshcarlosjosh "Then he said, 'This is what I'll do. I will tear down my bookcases and build bigger ones, and there I will store my surplus books.’”
@joshcarlosjosh Some of your finest work. But also: HOW DARE YOU, SIR
@joshcarlosjosh I can see that you are a prophet. Our ancestors read only hard copies, but you millennials claim that the place where we must read is in the cloud.
@joshcarlosjosh Sir, it is a Monday morning. Give us sometime to ease into the workweek before you personally attack us.
@joshcarlosjosh You Pharisees preserve dust jackets while ignoring the weightier things like reading the actual book.
@joshcarlosjosh I perceive that thou art a prophet.
@joshcarlosjosh I though you were going to say “the last twenty books you read were not your own.” 😆😂😂
@joshcarlosjosh @ncpack2010 If I don’t read the last 7 book purchases should I still buy another? If you have not read the last 70 times 7 book purchases, you should still buy another book.
@joshcarlosjosh “One must first bind the strong man before he can plunder his books.”
@joshcarlosjosh [goes ahead and buys book anyways]
@joshcarlosjosh I love this and really needed to know I wasn’t alone. Thank you, I feel so seen!
@joshcarlosjosh @edutt88 Have you been in my house? I know Jesus has but seriously this is my life.
@joshcarlosjosh @MaxKennerly This hurts so much because I’ve reached the point in life where I’m not absolutely sure I’ll be able to read all my many unread books before I die! Should I not give my family the [long] list of new books I’d like for my birthday? 😭 <sob>
@joshcarlosjosh And there was not found in this tweet any falsehood for there was in this tweet not any falsehood to be found.
@joshcarlosjosh Why did you have to @ me like this?
@joshcarlosjosh I don’t even know you and I feel judged
@joshcarlosjosh How could you know me?? I never tweeted to you...
@joshcarlosjosh One of the funniest tweets I have read. Thank you !
@joshcarlosjosh Feel free to buy mine and not read it.
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