“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
I have nothing to promote, but please feel free to play along like many already are in the replies and quote a line from LOTR but add "lmao" or "lol" at the end "I will take the ring to Mordor, though I do not know the way lmao"
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@joshcarlosjosh "But you won't send him off alone surely, Master?" cried Sam... "No indeed!" said Elrond, turning towards him with a smile. "You at least shall go with him. It is hardly possible to separate you from him, even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not, lmao."
@joshcarlosjosh “The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!” “Lmao” said Theoden.
@joshcarlosjosh One does not simply walk into Mordor. LOL (Mystified that I don't already see this one in the comments)
@joshcarlosjosh A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality. lmao
@joshcarlosjosh Uruk 1: What is it? What do you smell? Uruk 2: man flesh LMAO
@joshcarlosjosh "You wish now that our places had been exchanged. That I had died and Boromir had lived." "Yes lmao. I wish that."
@joshcarlosjosh “I am no man, lol!”
@joshcarlosjosh It is not despair, for despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not. Lmao.
@joshcarlosjosh @SansaRising Does The Hobbit count? Because I really want to do “Then there was a gorgeous row lol” 😂
@joshcarlosjosh "Curse the Baggins! We hates it, we hates it forever lol"
@joshcarlosjosh Loool they run as if the very whips of their masters were behind them lmaooo
@joshcarlosjosh Malbeth the Seer foretold The Dead awaken; for the hour is come for the oathbreakers: at the Stone of Erech they shall stand again ... Who shall call them from the grey twilight, the forgotten people? The heir of him to whom the oath they swore. YMMV
@joshcarlosjosh I don't have a quote, but I'd thought I'd share that when I read the book to my 7-year old daughter she'd shout "KICK THEM UP THE BUM" every time someone stooped. You have NO idea how often people in LotR stoop until you have a kid do that!
@joshcarlosjosh THEODEN: So much death...What can man do against such reckless hate? ARAGORN: ride out with me lol THEODEN: lmao
@joshcarlosjosh Begone, and trouble me no more! If you touch me ever again, you shall be cast yourself into the Fire of Doom. LMAO.
@joshcarlosjosh If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. But, sad or merry, I must leave it now. Farewell. LMAO.
@joshcarlosjosh “And if not,” said Gandalf, “I will ride to Lossarnach with Ioreth behind me, and she shall take me to the woods, but not to her sisters, lmao.”
@joshcarlosjosh "you've been officially labelled a disturber of the peace lmao"
@joshcarlosjosh It’s the job that's never started as takes longest to finish. Lmao
@joshcarlosjosh what ship would bear me ever back across so wide a sea lmao
@joshcarlosjosh Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends lmao.
@joshcarlosjosh Begone if you be not deathless. For living or dark undead, I will smite you if you touch him LMAO.
@joshcarlosjosh The Dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark. LOL😏
@joshcarlosjosh @lizardkingfe "Do you know how the orcs first came into being? They were elves once, lmao."
@joshcarlosjosh (Legolas) "Ai... a balrog! A balrog is come! Lol"
