when the mountain's on fire and you're far from the Shire that's a
@joshcarlosjosh When the lava flows down And the orcs move to town That’s a
@joshcarlosjosh I read this to the wrong tune. I was reading it to "Cocaine" like this... "when the mountain's on fire and you're far from the shire. Mordor"
@joshcarlosjosh This is the funniest tweet I have ever seen in my lifetime thank you for your service
@joshcarlosjosh If the Eagles fly on the first day You all get shot done along the way That's a...
@joshcarlosjosh @LLLOfTheRings When you can't merely walk, but the eagles all balk, that's a-Mordor
@joshcarlosjosh thank you; this deserves so much ridicule 😂
@joshcarlosjosh When Gollum falls into Doom Sauron's threats no longer loom That's a
@joshcarlosjosh This helps lesson the sting of being so dumb that I need tv shows to literally spell out what I’m looking at
@joshcarlosjosh Can this be your next piece of quality content. See gif below:
@joshcarlosjosh Spider Robinson would like a word with you.
@joshcarlosjosh Is this a metal band album cover?
@joshcarlosjosh You mean that wasn't the Lonely Mountain? I thought the Southlands was Rhovanion and we were gonna see Thorin cameo in a duel vs the balrog.
@joshcarlosjosh Whoelse read that first, then immediately went and sang it?
@joshcarlosjosh When you've got one red eye Like a big pizza pie
