me refusing to leave twitter until it blows up:
before it DOES explode, board a shuttle and evacuate to my substack: jrrjokien.substack.com
@joshcarlosjosh The moment of triumph is the superweapon's destruction, so maybe more like...
@joshcarlosjosh Easily the most underrated tweet of this whole debacle. Well played sir
@joshcarlosjosh @Elpico72 Absolutely. I've been through this before and it was never this fun.
@joshcarlosjosh Never waste an opportunity to memorialize Peter Cushing...
@joshcarlosjosh @mdotblind "If I hadn't been thrown in the brig for drunken brawling, I would have made the flight to be on that Death Star."
@joshcarlosjosh @RadioFreeTom Right? I ain’t leaving. I’m watching this to the end. As Gen.X, the end of an internet platform is fun to watch. It can fizzle on limping for awhile or overnight poof ERROR404 and stick a fork in it because it’s D-U-N, done. Let’s see what happens.
@joshcarlosjosh @RomulusNotNuma Elon is about to take a $44 billion hit to his thermal exhaust port.
@joshcarlosjosh @shoobe01 Felt the same way about GeoCities and MySpace… still have my AOL email account somewhere in the junk drawer…
@joshcarlosjosh @jeffspolitics Same. (Twitter users below.)
@joshcarlosjosh An illustration of Musk leading twitter.
@joshcarlosjosh @Drstevenhobbs I was delighted to see again, Peter Cushing, when Hammer films updated Dracula on the big screen. Christopher Lee a sexy Dracula and Peter Cushing as Van Helsing. When he showed up in Star Wars it was years later.such a good actor.
@joshcarlosjosh Blue Ticks, Sir. Thousands of 'em.
@joshcarlosjosh @MarlaTalksBall Every time we open Twitter til the bitter end, that emergency alarm that plays over the Death Star loudspeakers should play.
@joshcarlosjosh @vatititech Same! I just figured it out! Lol
@joshcarlosjosh You do it cause ain't no one doing it like Twitter. Twitter has the perfect mix of NSFW and SFW content that other platforms are currently unmatched on. Tumblr USED to be the same, but their new CEO ruined that.
@joshcarlosjosh All your fans, once it’s finally time to leave these shores…
@joshcarlosjosh Is it ok to want a blue tick before leaving? The ego is confused 😝
@joshcarlosjosh Pretty much. Spoken like a true addict.
@joshcarlosjosh How have I never thought of Grand Moff Tarkin memes before 🤯
@joshcarlosjosh @beccadax Or being constipated!! ,("Evacuate")
@joshcarlosjosh tbh, unlike staying on the deathstar, Twitter's death explosion is unlikely to result in death to people still on Twitter. At least, not directly.
