oh sure, when Jesus starts a holiday dinner with "one of you will betray me" it's amazing and dramatic and evidence of his prophetic gifting but when *I* do it I'm "just doing it for attention" and "either gonna to have to stop doing that every time or not be invited next year"

parents raise you to ask "what would Jesus do?" then get upset when you actually apply it smh

@joshcarlosjosh *curses at mom’s backyard fig tree*

@joshcarlosjosh LOL. I don't know you, but thank you for this laugh. Its a pity my family is scattered from coast to coast these days... or I might try this.