Aaron Rodgers bathed in a vat of Ivermectin prior to last night's game in order to become impervious to injury, sadly his personal trainer held him by the ankle as he dunked him in the tank.
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@joshcarlosjosh I’m so glad I’m not the only person inhabiting the Venn diagram overlap of Jets fan, Aaron Rogers hater, and Greek mythology nerd
@joshcarlosjosh x.com/TriggeredBurke… apparently that personal trainer is Joe Rogan?
@joshcarlosjosh This might be your best work yet, and that's saying something!
@joshcarlosjosh Do I feel bad for laughing at this? Yes, kinda. Am I laughing anyway? Absolutely!
@joshcarlosjosh I tried to read this aloud to my wife and couldn't stop laughing to get it out.
@joshcarlosjosh This tweet is immortal.
@joshcarlosjosh That's some Greek myth level business, man.
@joshcarlosjosh He would become the.....Achilles Heel of the Jets offense....
@joshcarlosjosh @BradLaCour This is so tired and hacky like your mom
@joshcarlosjosh The River Styx demands that you do your part
@joshcarlosjosh @vandoliers Achilles, the heel….
@joshcarlosjosh My God! It's beautiful. They said there was no such thing as a perfect tweet yet here it is....
@joshcarlosjosh At least he is impervious to brain injuries.
@joshcarlosjosh @CDBreeler They should have tried that treatment on Josh Allen and maybe the Bills wouldn't have gotten crushed!
